After a small argument with the Squirrel Scouts, the Jelly Trio try to raise money for a submarine by selling expired beans.

Since Lazlo can't burp, Edward teaches him how.

The Bean Scouts and the Squirrel Scouts all go skiing at the same time. Lumpus tries to go on a big chairlift with Jane Doe but gets stuck with Lazlo.

Samson is being left out and has a desire to be remembered.

Camp Kidney is slated for demolition, so Lazlo and his friends try to prevent this from happening. To do so, Lazlo, Clam, Raj, and Patsy must find the rock of hope, whick leads to the big bean scout jamboree. They do so, and they meet the big bean (who is puny) and says that he shut down Camp Kidney. After Raj reads Lazlo's neckerchief and it says a poem, the big bean opens up its heart, reopening Camp Kidney.

Samson becomes a teen idol to the Squirrel Scouts. He then tries to hide from the girls and chase him around.

Clam accidentally sends Jelly Cabin to outer space and is in Lumpus' home against his will, and was awoke all night except for 17 seconds, and must be speaker for the Legume council or will be embarrassed, but thanks to Lazlo's puppet plan, they succeeded.

When Raj loses his tusk, he wants to see the Tusk Wizard so bad. So Lazlo and Clam try to help Raj the best way they can.

Nurse Leslie goes hiking overnight.

Lumpus becomes addicted with Camp Kidney's newspaper.

Lazlo wins an award, but the other Bean scouts grow jealous. Things go out of hand when Lazlo makes them awards out of toilet paper.

The Jellies realize that Camp Kidney is not on a place mat map at Beef Lumberjacks, thus leading them to do whatever it takes to get them on it.

An odd sleeping bag creature shows up on a camping trip.

Almondine ponders the meaning of being pretty.

Lazlo inherits bad luck from Samson.

A jellyfish attaches itself to Samson's head, frying his brain, and he and Lumpus start chaos.

Lumpus and Jane plan to get married, but Jane gets stuck inside Raj's trunk. In the end the two marry.

Lumpus discovers that by wearing paint instead of clothes, he is free from the drudgery of doing laundry.