Darien Sills-Evans as Darien Hall

Episodes 48

Now Is the Time, the Walrus Said

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September 21, 199830m
3x1

Hilton's new responsibility, looking after 11-year-old Jurnee while her dad is at work, becomes a little too hot to handle when Jurnee asks him a complicated question about the birds and bees. Not wanting to interfere in Jurnee's upbringing, and looking for a way to avoid having to answer himself, Hilton suggests that the curious Jurnee go to her dad for an explanation. No matter how difficult it is for Del to face the fact that Jurnee is growing up (perhaps a bit faster than he had hoped), with coaching from Hilton, he finally appears ready to have ‘the talk.'

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Do Not Overheat

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September 28, 199830m
3x2

Griffin and Erica work out a financial deal to move into Griffin's house on a landlord-tenant basis -- thus giving Hilton and Ruth back their privacy – only to have Griffin's house accidentally burn to the ground. Hilton's visions of spending romantic evenings alone with Ruth are over before they've even begun. And, when Erica and Griffin realize that everything destroyed in the fire was either borrowed, rented or on loan, they decide it's time to grow up and start taking ""ownership"" of their lives.

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Chemistry

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October 5, 199830m
3x3

Hilton is devastated to learn that Erica is breaking up with her latest boyfriend, Gil -- a handsome, well-educated jazz musician who is everything that Hilton could ever want in a guy and more. When Erica and Gil mutually decide to call it quits, it's Hilton who takes the news the hardest since he's developed his own meaningful relationship with Gil -- primarily because he represents the jazzman Hilton always wanted to be. How will Hilton go on? All he does is sit by the phone and wait for Gil to call! It's true that break-ups can be hard -- but usually for the two people involved.

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Lucas Discordia

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October 12, 199830m
3x4

Petty differences about irritating personal habits threaten to escalate into a major brawl when Ruth and Pauline plan a ""girls' night out"" in Manhattan, and Hilton insists on acting as their chauffeur

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The Greatest Gift

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October 19, 199830m
3x5

A major argument erupts when Ruth accidentally discovers that Erica has been hiding all the gifts she has given her over the years. When Ruth confronts Erica about only pretending to like the gifts that Ruth put so much time and care into buying, it sparks the disagreement. On the one hand, Ruth feels that she doesn't know her own daughter, and on the flip side, Erica feels that her mother doesn't bother to learn about her likes and dislikes. Although Hilton desperately wants to stay out of their argument, he is left with no alternative and attempts to coerce the women into a joint shopping trip. The goal -- buy something that is pleasing to them both without driving him over the edge.

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Lucas Matriculus

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October 26, 199830m
3x6

When Griffin accompanies Hilton to ""Grandparents Day"" at Jurnee's school and adds his two cents to the science lesson, it quickly becomes apparent that he is a natural at teaching and holding the kids' interest. Who would have thought?? Hilton is thrilled that Griffin has uncovered a talent for this most noble profession, while Erica is more than ticked off when she learns that Griffin achieved a higher GPA than she did in college. At first resistant to the idea of working hard for little pay and loads of responsibility, Griffin is ultimately swept up with the idea of molding the minds of America's young -- heaven help them.

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Playground Scar

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November 2, 199830m
3x7

After Jurnee expresses her fondness for schoolmate Kevin and he retaliates by shoving her on the school playground, amateur psychologist Hilton explains his theory of how ""playground scarring"" can affect a woman for life. According to Hilton, when women are unable to trust, unable to commit, their problems can always be traced back to a bad playground experience when they were deeply humiliated by a boy they liked. To this day, Ruth has problems with trust because of a certain Kenneth P. Watson, who purposely teetered when he should have tottered, requiring a young Ruth to get stitches. When it comes to Jurnee, however, Hilton is determined not to have history repeat itself.

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The Episode Episode

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November 9, 199830m
3x8

Hilton is sentenced to a life without pork chops, barbeque ribs and bacon when a doctor's visit reveals a too-high cholesterol count. A mouth-watering meal for Hilton now consists of tofu, steamed broccoli and ""not-wurst"" imitation hot dogs. New Jersey Nets player Jayson Williams guest stars as Jurnee's teacher, who adds his two-cents on the subject of of Hilton's eating habits.

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Judgment Day

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November 16, 199830m
3x9

Hilton's steaming when a klutzy customer spills coffee on her dress, admits it's her own fault---and then sues the Flower Cafe for $3000.

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Turkey Day

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November 23, 199830m
3x10

When Hilton offers to make Jurnee's Thanksgiving Day Parade turkey costume from scratch, it comes out to be just that.... a turkey of a costume. So imagine Hilton's joy when the queen of domesticity, Martha Stewart, shows up at the coffee shop bearing the most realistic looking turkey outfit that anyone's ever seen and leaves it behind by mistake. But, when Martha Stewart returns asking if anyone has seen the costume, will Hilton's guilt get the best of him... or will Jurnee be the best-dressed turkey in the parade?

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Episode 11

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November 30, 199830m
3x11

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The Awful Truth

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January 11, 199930m
3x12

Del's new girlfriend Karen agonizes over a secret she's worried about sharing with him: the youth who passes as her kid brother is actually her son.

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Episode 13

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January 18, 199930m
3x13

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Lucas Absentia

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January 25, 199930m
3x14

Griffin contemplates quitting the teaching profession when his first day as a substitute teacher is a disaster. The Lucases lend themselves out as mock students so that Griffin can practice his teaching techniques on them -- although their misguided attempt to help might just turn him off teaching forever.

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False Alarm

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February 1, 199930m
3x15

After the Lucas home is burglarized, Hilton invests in a security system -- only to discover that the thief is someone he knows.

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A Very Nice Dance

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February 8, 199930m
3x16

Hilton and Ruth recall their first date many years ago. Their flashbacks are done through animated sequences, and of course, both of them have widely different versions of what happened.

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Ol' Betsy

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February 15, 199930m
3x17

While searching for a rare part for his beloved turntable, Hilton bumps into an old friend from his bachelor days, Fred. When Hilton and Fred start reminiscing about how they double-dated sisters Mattie and Roberta Singleton, Hilton decides to play matchmaker and prompts Fred into learning whatever became of Mattie. Even now, years later, Fred can't help wondering what might have happened if they remained a couple.... and, thanks to Hilton, he may finally get a chance to find out.

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Afterschool Delight

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February 22, 199930m
3x18

Jurnee is aghast when she finds out that her dad intends to date the ""meanest"" teacher at her school. Del is so troubled by Jurnee's reaction to his interest in Ms. Malone that he's ready to call off their date. But Hilton reminds him that almost every person can remember a teacher who was too strict, gave too much homework or expected too much of a student -- and usually ended up being the one who made the greatest impact on the student later in life.

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Will Power

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March 1, 199930m
3x19

Hilton is attempting to help Jurnee with her ""Romeo and Juliet"" homework assignment when his true feelings about The Bard come out: Why couldn't Shakespeare simply speak in plain English rather than using all of that fancy, confusing language? Alas, Shakespeare showeth up in the Lucas kitchen to tutor Hilton personally. Will it be ""all's well that ends well?""

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Lucas Illuminus

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March 17, 199930m
3x20

Hilton volunteers as a reader for a retired, blind English literature professor and, upon realizing his gift for teaching, urges him to return to the classroom. Anthony Quinn guest stars as Professor Christo, whose failing eyesight and advanced age caused him to leave behind the profession he loves so much.

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Timerity

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April 5, 199930m
3x21

Hilton is caught in the middle when his curmudgeonly friend, Tim, stages a rent strike against his landlord.

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The Party's Over

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April 26, 199930m
3x22

Hilton is stunned when 11-year old Jurnee, left in his care while her father is away, returns from a friend's birthday party drunk. Hilton and Ruth are adamant about finding out who spiked the birthday punch and caused several of the children to awaken to wicked hangovers the following morning. But, Jurnee is not budging for fear that she will be labeled a squealer among her friends. Hilton is determined to make Jurnee understand that protecting the guilty person is sometimes just as bad as being guilty yourself.

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The Vesey Method

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May 3, 199930m
3x23

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He Who Hesitates is Lucas

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May 10, 199930m
3x24

When Hilton and Ruth hear that their ""little girl"" is getting married, they couldn't be happier for her, or themselves, since this would mean one less person in their crowded house. Erica's intentions, however, are for the newlyweds to remain in her parent's house indefinitely to save some money. Are Hilton's tears of joy or sorrow?

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War Stories

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Season Finale
May 17, 199930m
3x25

Griffin's trust in his new girlfriend Anita is put to the test when her job as a conference planner puts her smack in the middle of a young millionaires' convention, on the season finale. Rather than heeding Hilton's advice to give Anita some space, Griffin decides to pop in on the convention and find out for himself how loyal Anita is -- which prompts Hilton to reminisce about the anxious time he spent away from Ruth, soon after they first met, agonizing over whether or not she was thinking of him as often as he was of her. ""Prequel Monday"" kicks off with an animated flashback sequence of Hilton as an enlisted Navy man.

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My Spy

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September 29, 199930m
4x1

Hilton falls asleep during an ""I Spy"" marathon. He dreams that he and his old partner Kelly Robinson have been put on a new case in Hong Kong. However, Erica keeps interrupting Hilton's dream to discuss her wedding preparations. The rest of the cast play parts in the dream.

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The Wedding

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October 6, 199930m
4x2

Hilton has to pay the wedding organizers for their services as Erica's wedding nears, but Ruth is more concerned with why the bride isn't falling apart yet.

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Book 'Em, Griff O

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October 13, 199930m
4x3

Hilton urges Griffin to do something to replace his school's outdated textbooks, and Drica and Darien return from their honeymoon.

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Lucas Apocalypse

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October 20, 199930m
4x4

When Griffin tries to prepare for Y2K by installing a generator, he causes a premature blackout for the entire neighborhood.

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A Teacher's Life

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October 27, 199930m
4x5

Getting through a typical day is hard enough, but it becomes an ordeal for Griffin when everyone demands his time on the day he is preparing for a date with a beautful flight attendant.

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There's Something About Hilton

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November 3, 199930m
4x6

A strange woman comes to the shop under the impression that Hilton is her husband, Charlie.

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Superstar

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November 17, 199930m
4x7

Griffin has a dream in which teachers are given the same elite status & salary as professional athletes or actors.

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The Parent Trap

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December 15, 199930m
4x9

Erica visits a student's home to get his mother more involved in his education.

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One for the Books

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December 22, 199930m
4x10

Ruth and Pauline try to help save a friend's failing bookstore by annexing it to the Flower Cafe.

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Loving Madeline

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December 29, 199930m
4x11

The cast presents a heartfelt tribute to Madeline Kahn, with clips highlighting her character Pauline.

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The Hilton Hilton

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January 14, 200030m
4x12

Darien's late arrival to an important family dinner causes a fight between Hilton and Ruth.

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Chilly Scenes of Winter Golf

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January 21, 200030m
4x13

When Ruth teaches Erica how to play golf, a rivalry begins between the two women that even extends to cooking.

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To Catch a Thief

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January 28, 200030m
4x14

Hilton finds himself in the middle of a Bank Heist.

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Raising Paranoia

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March 3, 200030m
4x15

Griffin, Erica and Darien try to convince a drug-addicted friend to enter rehab.

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It's a Wonderful Wife

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March 10, 200030m
4x16

For a school paper, Keisha discovers intriqing facts about Ruth's past.

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Perfect Valentine

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March 31, 200030m
4x17

Griffin's inablity to deal with the return of his estranged father, who abandoned him 15 years earlier, causes problems in his relationship with Rebecca.

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4x18

Hilton discovers that a former high school buddy is now homeless.

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Thursday's Child

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April 14, 200030m
4x19

A foster child in Erica's class wants to move in with the Lucases.

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Kids Eat the Darndest Things

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April 14, 200030m
4x20

Griffin tries to encourage both his students and the Lucases to eat healthier foods.

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A Long Night's Journey

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April 21, 200030m
4x21

Hilton suffers from insomnia for several days, falling asleep during the day at inopertune moments, causing Erica and Ruth embarassment. When Hilton refuses to attend a sleep clinic, Griffin offers to set up a video camera in the Lucas' bedroom to record the night's activity to find the cause of Hilton's sleeplessness. The next morning, when the family gathers to watch the tape, no one is more surprised than Ruth to see that it's her snoring and kicking Hilton in her sleep that keeps him awake.

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The Song Remains the Same

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Season Finale
April 28, 200030m
4x22

Hilton passes his advice along to Erica and Darien on how to keep the romance alive in marriage.

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Episode 23

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May 3, 200030m
4x23

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Episode 8

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September 27, 200130m
4x8

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