Chip follows a turtle around Paris and meets Penelope.

Chip has to decide between a tarp and snacks.

Chips uses the cowboy toilet.

Chip gets arrested, which interrupts Christine's water aerobics schedule.

Chip laments Ronald Reagan for giving up his acting career.

Dale's dog days are over when Chip and Christine finally return to Bakersfield.

Martha books Chip a gig at a car crash.

Christine tries a Denver omelette in Denver, Colorado.

Someone trying to punch Logan in the face accidentally punches Cody. Chip attempts to sort it out.

Martha learns to haggle.

Christine turns to Arby's when Chip joins the Russians.

Chip learns how to transfer a call.

Christine eats a carrot.

Christine brings the celery

Chip incorporates a San Joaquin Valley earthiness into his clown routine.

Bakersfield gets a frozen yogurt machine.

Martha serves tilapia for Thanksgiving.

Christine and Martha listen to harp music at brunch.

Chip sees a homeless person in a library.

Chip laments becoming a fake Christmas tree person.

A family game of Hungry Hungry Hippos ends in tragedy.

Susan nearly kills Ronald Reagan.