All the free bottled water in the world can't soften the sting of rejection during an evening with the family.

Chip takes a sugar pie to his book club meeting.

Mom adjusts to her new life as a diabetic, Dale learns cacti only need to be watered once a year and Chip hits rock bottom. On the plus side, there are curly fries down there.

Someone trying to punch Logan in the face accidentally punches Cody. Chip attempts to sort it out.

A carpet emergency interrupts Christine's wedding plans.