When Darren breaks up with Amy, she decides Eve has something she wants. Trevor tells Holly he'll quit masturbating for a week. When Johanna returns, Fiona and David decide to just be friends.

Darren warns Eve about Amy, then Eve discovers the real reason Amy wants to be her friend. Trevor can't keep his promise and Holly decides they should break up. When Paula and Alex decide to have sex before they get engaged, Paula discovers an unexpected problem.

When Darren and Eve get together, Amy plots to break them up. Emory gets Holly to consider how Trevor's masturbating might help their relationship. Paula confronts Alex about being bad in bed, but his solution is more romance.

Eve has to choose between Eddy and Darren, leaving Amy alone and "fat." Keith asks Mark for advice, then asks Scott out. Paula and Alex realize their problems are about more than just sex.