Liz has to take out the unpopular sophomore "Z" as punishment handed to her by her cruel group of friends, but finds out she might actually like him. Andy and his friends hold a "gay intervention" to find out why Joel has been collecting straight porn. Dee, a young NBA rookie, returns home to find an apartment full of people he doesn't know and a girl in his bed, all compliments of his best friend Cootie.

Stacey wants Liz's older brother Jack, but when Jack returns from Japan, he's brought a piece of the Orient with him: a fiancée named Yumi. Andy has trouble dealing with his lover Joel who is still fantasizing about his porn star ex-boyfriend Tommy. Dee makes the intimate acquaintance of one of Cootie's girls, Jackie, who warns him that Cootie may be trying to take advantage of his success.

Yumi helps Liz break away from Stacey and the Fearsome Foursome by admitting that she likes Z. Andy and Joel pretend they're straight when his macho brother Brick pays them a visit with his navy pal Ned; little does Andy know that his brother and Ned have a secret of their own. Cootie, upset that Dee stole his girl Jackie, hints that Jackie may be another groupie after Dee's NBA checks.

Liz is forced to choose between Z, the guy she likes, and her high school clique, the Fearsome Foursome. When Andy's brother Brick, a hardcore Navy man, and his friend Ned, drop by for a sudden visit, Joel discovers his lover never came out to his family. Dee starts to believe that Cootie might be trying to take advantage of his success....and credit for it as well.

Ned and Joel scheme to make their respective lovers, brothers Brick and Andy, come out of the closet to each other. Dee bails Cootie out of jail and finally decides that Cootie has to move out of the house and find his own life. Dean flirts with as many girls as possible at his sister Samantha's wedding, including Samantha's lover, Joan, hoping to make Claire jealous.