Annette is shocked to find that she grabbed the her brother's shirt instead of her gym uniform. The shirt is so small, so when she goes to put it on, her chest really sticks out. Her two best friends, Tanya and Kate, say that people were looking differently at her during gym class because they think she is a slut. Annette likes the attention, but wants to respect her friends' opinions. As she leaves class, she meets this guy she really likes named Rick. Rick basically only noticed her today after all that has happened. He asks her on a date. She accepts, but her friends tell her it's not such a great idea. Meanwhile, Rick talks with his friend Paul that he is going to get laid tonight. Paul asks with who and Rick tells him it is Annette. Paul laughs and says she'll never do anything with him since she is a geek.

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""Boy With The Hood"", Written by Lee Vaillancourt, Directed by

Annette and her friends are in the lockerroom talking about Rick. Tanya notices that Annette is wearing make-up and she says make-up's only purpose is to make guys want to have sex with you. The friends leave and Annette alters her outfir so she looks more slutty. She meets Rick and tells him to come to her place tonight. Meanwhile, Tanya gets her homework from this guy named Marty; you see, she has Marty doing her homework and she tells him she will have sex with him in return. Anyway- the night comes and the three girls are talking at Annette's. Tanya reminds her not to have sex with Rick because they all made a pact they'd stay virgins together. Rick comes and the girls leave. Rick and Annette start making out, but Annette stops him saying she is still a virgin. Rick gets upset, but Annette wants him to be happy. She says, ""Oh, but we can still taste the fruit because that wouldn't be like having sex.""

Rick tells his friend, Paul, that Annette gave him a blow job. Marty over hears them, and tells Tania and Kate that Rick is saying she's easy (a.k.a. a slut). While delivering pizza, Rick stops by Annette's house where, he starts to get a blow job, under the covers, and that's when Tania and Kate walk in (without knocking). They asked her where is Annette. Wiping her lips, she emerges from under the blanket. Rick chuckles, and leaves, because of ""his delivery"" (and that he felt shame about this whole thing). Kate and Tania tells Annette, that she heard somethings said about her, and Annette doesn't care because she is tired of being the good girl. She then tells Tanya that it's the same thing of using Marty for doing her homework (earlier Marty gave Tanya a paper, that he wrote for her to turn in), how she uses the sexual force on thinking that she just might give him a once in the life time thing,

Before he goes under the knife, Brett gives Shay a little sex test just to make sure he's doing the right thing. After hearing about the "oral" pleasure Rick has been getting from Annette, Paul tries to get in on the action.

Annette is very upset about Rick, and Kate, and Tania decides to make Annette feel better. So they come up with a plan, to tie down Rick naked in the girls locker room, writing ""Spank Me!"" on this back, with an arrow leading down to his butt. The plan work, and Rick gets what he deserves. While at Annette's home, it is revealed that Tania is not a virgin, and had sex with the sleezy Paul, Rick's friend.

""Gay Oven Jane"" written by Lara McKinnon, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Jane's boyfriend, Ben has come out to Jane, saying he could be friends, but nothing more. She is devistated, and decides to wash it off. She heads to the showers, and sees her ex-boyfriend Randy. She is desperate for sex, and hits on him. That's when her other ex-boyfriend Gerald steps out. They tell her they are now a couple, and she is more devistated, Thinking whoever she goes out with is gay. Her gay friend, Stephen helps her by getting her

Rick is very uneasy about Annette, while talking about her, he feels bad, and only wants his friend's approval, Paul, because he keeps on pressuring him. Marty over hears them, again, and knows the truth! Rick really does like Annette :) Kate and Tania makes a apology card, and gives it to Annette for Rick. While at her locker, Paul, being the jerk that he is, reads, and rips Annette's card. He tells Annette that Rick doesn't like her, Rick shows up and he starts to defend himself. Shortly Kate and Tania shows, up and helps Rick, to bash (not literally) Paul.

In the end Rick goes to Annette's home, delvering a pizza, with their intials, R + A (and heart) in pepperoni.

{This segment with Rick and Annette ends, continues with Annette's friend, Sandra in episode 629.]

Gay Oven Jane written by Lara McKinnon, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Jane tells Stephen about her horrible dream, where all guys say ""fare thee well"" to h

Beth is jealous when Michelle competes with her (on the same team) on a basketball team. Beth's friend, Jeannie, finds out what is Michelle's energy boost, and it's sex. Jeannie, pressures her to have sex in order to be #1, and she decides to have sex with the school's mascot, Dominick.

""Gay Oven Jane"" written by Laura Doyle, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Jane is still not convinced that Matt is not gay, and her 2 ex-boyfriends, as well as Stephen, do a little intervention. She fakes it, thinking that Matt is not gay. While making out with Matt, she blurts out stuff like, ""every guy I sleep turns out gay.""

""Not So-Quick Fix"" written by Lara McKinnon, directed by George Mihalka

Lana teaches Kelli to be sexy (very funny, when Kelli tries to hard) to impress Mario, but he is still stuck on Lana. Even though Lana doesn't want him, but he doesn't know that.

Beth has sex with Dominick right before the basketball game, and loves it, twice. While on court, she sucks because she is worn out. Thinking that Dominick might be attached, she lets him go because she has to be faithful to Kurt, her boyfriend, but he doesn't care. It was just sex. Beth confronts Michelle's ritual, and asks her how can she do it with all the energy after sex. Beth figures it out... Michelle doesn't climax. With all the build up inside her, it makes her hyped. Ah... So that's the secret.

""Gay Oven Jane"" written by Laura Doyle, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Jane is still paranoid, and she still talks to Stephen and he finds this ritual from a book. He performs it, and to it ""works."" But Jane is skeptical about it, and still thinks that Matt is gay. She goes to the bathroom, where she sees Stephen, and he explains that the ritual was fake, and that maybe she dates gay guys because she doesn't want

It looks like Dominick is stuck on Beth, and before a game, they have sex, and they get to the point, where both of them don't cum. But Beth is all charged up, and hits the court, where she is compared to Michelle. In the end, Dominick sees Beth, asking if they are going to finish what they started meaning, he wants to cum.

""Annie and Frannie"" written by Swith Bell, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Annie has it going great with her current boyfriend, Jonah, but he wants more, and Annie doesn't want to give him anymore... yet. Annie's childhood friend, Frannie returns in what Annie thinks is a vist. Also, It's revealed that Annie and Frannie used to experiment when they were younger. Annie backs off, and tells her Frannie that she doesn't do that stuff anymore (meaning she is not a lesbian). Frannie then leaves, making Annie surprise when she tells her that she transfered there.

""Bits and Pieces"" written by Sean Carley,

Chloe wants to get the final A grade in her class, because the teacher only gives one A. The project this year is to make a website on somewhat, and whoever has the most hits gets the A, but Chloe is threatened when another student, Chet, makes a better site, and competes with her.

""Bits and Pieces"" written by Sean Carley, directed by George Mihalka

Chris brings home a hot girl, and sees Justin and Alex talking about the threesome relationship. He then ""forces"" the girl to leave, saying he wasn't feeling well, and turns back to them. He knows it's wrong, but he just feels that it is just right. They then try it for the first time, and Justin and Alex talks a lot, making Chris even hornier because he has to wait. Justin starts massaging Alex, and Alex is all ready for Chris. Chris and her proceeds to have hot, great, LOUD, sex like before, and Justin decides to do laundry. He meets up with Alex's roommate Trish, an

Chloe is very depressed about what happened. She tells Chet sorry, VIA webcam. She is worried when her hits doesn't have any hits, and she finds out that Holly's boyfriend, Griffin (whose name is finally mentioned) made a site merging Chloe's sexy study site, and Chet's gambling site. Chet goes to Chloe, they make up, starts to have sex, and they presumably go out.

[This segment ends]

""Horse Hung Harry"" written by Edmund O'Brien, directed by Michel Wachnluc

Kevin is worried about his size, because he is very hung. His friend Harry, tries to help him, and signs both of them up for a improv act, who Dana, and Jillian is in charge of. While rehearsing, Dana, gets to close and he starts to freak out, because all the girls who he showed it too, they ran away. Harry then invites the two girls, to a pool party and his home.

""Animal Love"" written by Erin Ploss, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Murray finds out that Brianne has

Becca makes Max jealous, after flirting with Clint. He then makes her feel bad, when he starts to use the internet right after they have sex.

""Horse Hung Harry"" written by Edmund O'Brien, directed by Jack Hackel

Harry shows and discuss hung like a horse cock to Kevin, and Kevin comes up with the idea to wear three bathing suits in one, to cover up his manhood. Harry agrees, and Kevin tells him to pratice every stroke he knows, so it makes him comfortable, as well as if they could see the big bulge. While praticing his back stroke, the girls come, and he accidentally falls of the couch. After swimming, they decide to do a little improv, and well, Jillian tells Harry to be a drunk driver while, Dana is using her hands as Harrys' (If you seen Whose Line Is It Any Way?, then you'll know what I'm talking about.), and Jillian makes a remark how Harry can't find his keys. Harry is shocked, knowing that

Hanging out in what is presumably Harry's basement, Kevin decides to help Harry and Dana, explaining to them to rehearse a scene featuring them being tool men. They then rehearse the scene saying that Harry has a big jack hammer, and Dana explains that she wants to use it even though she is afraid. This works, and Jillian doesn't know what the fuck they are talking or rehearsing about. Kevin pulls Jillian upstairs, and Harry shows his horse hung penis to Dana, where she is very surprised. She tells him that it is probably not possible to have it fit in her vagina, and he starts to tell her about the whole thing about being so big, and wants to probably break up with him. She stops him and decides they could do it within their outer layer, which either means, they will not be able to put inside, or they just eat/blow/finger/suck/jerk (or which ever term you want to use) each other. They then up exausted next to

Becca pushes on with sleeping with Kylie, but does it in way she thinks they went all the way but didn't. Becca asks Kylie to shave her pubic hair, in which she does. Max walks in seeing that he found the love letter that Kylie gave to Becca. He starts to leave, but Becca quickly asks him to join them. The three of them aren't getting any where in the shower, and Kylie leaves. The truth comes out. Kylie calls Becca a bad kisser and leaves. Max then comes out of the shower, and is upset on what Becca did, using Kylie to make him jealous. He calls her shallow (in a stupid way) and they break up.

[This segment ends]

""Possession Of The Muse"" written by Lee Vaillancourt, directed by Michel Beriault

Shane and Kelli has sex, and right after, he tells that Nomi really helped him, and she takes it as they slept with each other which they didn't. He then explains that Nomi justs inspires him, and Kelli

Kyle tells Jasmine that Madeline's parents will give her and her husband $25,000. Jasmine seizes the day, and convinces her boyfriend, Seth, to marry her. With a twisted way, Kyle and Jasmine uses both of their partners for the new product they think they will make millons for.

""Tangled Beards"" written Lisa Branch, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Angie finally gives Jendy her story piece, and Talia is paranoid that Angie outted her. Jendy prints the story, and Brian tells Henry that they should come out. Both of them decides to come out also, and they leave Talia all alone. Talia doesn't want to come out because it's a straight world, and you could easily get crushed. Angie is disapointed, but Henry and Brian tells her that she doesn't need to worry because she has them.

[This segment ends.]

""Miranda Rules"" written by Russ Cochrane, directed by Jimmy Kaufman

Stacey pushes this Miranda thing to far, and she becomes Mira

The interviewer named Gavin is here to interview Miranda, but Stacey goes against Kyle's wishes, and doesn't follow his hand signals on what they practiced yesterday. Stacey (Miranda rather) kisses Gavin, using the control of the bottom lip. He then leaves, and Kyle confronts her that she wasn't even taking his hand singals. He then tells her that she even had the kiss wrong. She then blurts out, Why don't you show me. He does, and they start to make out on the couch of the newspaper room. They then have sex, and Kyle calls Stacey Miranda, and she leaves.

""Ticket To Ride"" written by Lisa Branch, directed by George Mihalka

Jasmine and Daryl forces Seth and Madeliene to sleep together (not have sex), and they reveal a little too personal sides to each other, and they start to have a little sexual tension between them. They are both unaware what is happening outside, with each others partners, Daryl and Jasmine, in

Madeliene finds out about Jasmine's invention, and thinks it's neat. Seth tells Madeliene that he can't accept the money, but she insits. He doesn't accept it, and tells Jasmine about it. Jasmine pushs Seth to take the money. In the midst of the night, Seth catches Daryl in Jasmine's bed, and tells Madeliene about it, and they decide to trick them, by telling Daryl and Jasmine about their love that they fell for while doing this. Madeliene and Seth leaves with suit cases, and Daryl tells Jasmine at least they could be together, but she reveals that he was just a fling. Seth who gives Madeliene her suit case, in which he faked by holding hers. He then decides joins her, and they both leave for London.

[This segment ends]

""Boys On The Side"" written by Lisa Branch, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Amy and Jodi practices their kiss scene while, Sam (who has no speaking lines) and the guys watches them. They really get t

Cody and Carter are twin brothers who live in the apartment complex. They (or Carter rather) pays for one person despite of having two people living there. A new resident supervisor named Joel just moved in. Which every supervisor they would always hit on, so that they could have their rent lowered. But this time, the supervisor is a guy... he is also gay. Cody and Carter decides to flip a coin, and Carter ""wins"", although loses thru his perspective. Carter (or Cody, thinking back it might of been the other twin) meets the Joel in the elevator and hits on him but Joel doesn't show an interest...yet. The Joel then calls Carter while he and his brother are having fun with these two girls. Carter joins the Joel in the complex's hot tub. The Joel shows an interested, and he moves closer to Carter. Joel then kisses Carter, where he is surprised and shocked by Joel's action. You see the kiss awoken Carter's homosexu

Dexter from (Episode 621) returns with his own segment. We find out that all the bets he was doing (not mentioned by me in the ""Miranda Rules"" synopsis, because it was only a sub-plot) was a way to pay off his college tutition. He is 2 minutes away from winning the bet, which is lip stick all over his body, standing one foot on a stool while holding two balloons filled with something foul by now. His friends Larkin, and Fionna is surprised that he could pull this off. He then reveals that while doing all of these bets he is thinking about a girl named Mona, and that's how he is keeping concentration. That's when Mona, appears nearby. Dexter tries to look down her top, and falls off the stool, losing the bet. Dexter leaves to clean up, while Fionna bitches to Larkin, about liking Dexter. Fionna then talks to Mona in the coed bathroom, and thinks she can't compete with Mona for Dexter.

""Busted"" writt

Fionna helps Dexter makes his fake boobs. They model it after Fionna's boobs, and it feels real. They put all the chemicals in the closet, and Fionna gives him a tight girlie shirt to wear. They head to a party that the some one is having, and they decide to have a wet t-shirt contest (although it seemed like a ""G"" rating wet t-shirt contest). Fionna nominates Dexter, then Mona steps up to challenge him. Dexter wins, and Fionna and Dexter, heads back to his dorm room. Dexter wants the bra off, but Fionna can't take it off. She tells him she only can take it off when she is facing back, so she faces back and tries to take it off. They are interrupted by knocks on the door, and Fionna hides in the closet. It's Mona, she takes an interest at Dexter, and asks if she could feel his boobs. He agrees, IF she let him touch hers too. Mona agrees, and she starts to feel Dexter's boobs. When it's his turn

Carter goes for his important meeting, and Cody gets ready to his (Carter's) date with Joel. Thinking it's Carter, Joel tells Cody about himself, but is baffled when he is retelling what he told Carter yesterday. Joel needs to use the bathroom, so he does. That's when Vanessa shows up with a pan of muffins, and tells Cody that she'll give him a second chance... along with a sex lingerie. Cody panics, but tells Vanessa to go to his room, to change and wait for him. She does, and that's when Joel comes out of the bathroom. Cody grabs Joel's shirt, and kisses him. He tells him that he wants it now, and goes into Carter's room. Carter then comes home, and helps himself to a muffin. Vanessa emerges out of Cody's room, and he is shocked. That's when Cody rushes out and explains that he can't do it. Joel then steps out, and Vanessa asks Cody if he is gay. Cody points to Carter, and Joel is shocked that Carter has a

Cody knows that Joel is perfect for Carter, but Carter doesn't want to apologize. While washing clothes, Cody plays Carter, and tells Joel that he wants him to come over for dinner, so he could apologize. Cody and Carter does their martini dance for Vanessa because they need each other to pull off the perfect date, and Joel comes over. He finds out that Cody was playing Carter, and that Carter doesn't want to apologize. Cody then tells him to aleast have a drink, and he agrees... out on the balcony. Cody, being the older brother by two minutes, tells Carter that Joel is perfect for him, and forces him to say sorry, even though Carter didn't want to. Carter slowly goes to Joel, playing Cody, and tells Joel that Carter (or himself) that he was just scared, and he knows he is ready. Carter then tells Joel that its him actually, and they share a kiss. Carter and Cody then start to work their martini dance for Vaness

Lisa returns from her trip, and is surprised when her friend, Grace, has a gorgeous boyfriend named Bud. Lisa is convinced that they only date Grace, inorder to get her, Lisa. Grace, doesn't think so, and challenges Lisa to get a guy without her looks. Lisa agrees to the challenge, and tells her if she wins, she gets all of the closet space. Grace agrees, but she has to dress Lisa up, as ugly she can be.

""Virgin Baggage"" written by Lara McKinnon, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

It's Christine birthday, and is still mad at Owen. Owen gives Luke a present for Christine. Luke gives Christine a dolphin necklace, and is surprised that he knows her favorite animal. Luke and Christine are about to have sex, and she tells him thank you about the necklace. He then calls it a shark necklace, which shocks her, because it could only mean one thing... Owen. She decides not to have sex with Luke, and decides to go for the guy t

Grace dresses up Lisa, as an nerd. As part of their agreement, they attend Grace's book club, where Lisa tries to hit on guy named Dan. She asks for his phone number, and Lisa gets a taste of rejection, when findng out that it's actually a pizza delivery phone number.

""Switcheroo"" written by Swith Bell, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Jake and Dustin are best friends, and are working on this project. There's a twist to this story, Jake and Dustin have been fooling around. At one point durning the project, Jake is bored, and decides he wants sex. So he proceed to jerk Dustin, and Dustin do the same to Jake. Jake wants more, and Dustin asks, ""what do you mean more?"" Jake tells him, ""I'll show you more"", and starts to suck on Dustin's member. Now flaccid and sweaty, Dustin decides it's late, and wants to go home. Before he leaves, Jake comes out to Dustin. Jake thinks that Dustin is gay, but he isn't. Dustin still w

Grace goes back to the book club, despite being turned down. She convinces everyone that she is smart, and Dan notices it. Lisa knows that Grace wins will the bet, and decides to give her the half of the closet to her because she wants to see her happy. Dan comes over for his date with Grace, and he starts to hit on her. He tries everything to remove her clothes, but she is still in costume. She stops this, and he notices the picture. It's actually her, but he doesn't know that. She tells him that it's her sister, and he starts to put down the ditsy air head type girls, which offends her. She decides it's time to stop, and he leaves.

""Switcheroo"" written by Swith Bell, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Jake and Dustin still have to project, and Jake is still being clingy to Dustin. Jake kisses, him and Dustin freaks, because they never actually kissed before. Jake just wants to tell his sister, but Dustin quickly di

Ella tells Pierre and Suzette about making the porn, under one condition, they know it's fake. Ella tells him it's fake, but he doesn't listen to her. He shoots the porn, while Pierre and Suzette jokes about sex, Ella then joins them. He is really turned on, and goes to them, which they ultimately stop. They tell him it was fake, and he decides to leave out of shame. Ella goes to him where she calls him a perverted person, and starts to film him. It starts to turn him on, and tells Ella he wants sex. She tells him now, and they break up.

[This segment ends.]

""Switcheroo"" written by Swith Bell, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Dustin is forced to choose between Julie and Jake when they confront him about it. What Julie and Jake didn't know about each other that he was fooling around with both of them, which pisses them off. Dustin goes to Jake and tells him he is sorry, and wants to give it a chance. He kis

For Carter's bachelor party, Cody invites Ethan, and female stripper. Carter and Ethan are disappointed, while Cody tries to have an open relationship with the stripper, named Brenda. Off to the side, Ethan tells Carter that he wants him, but Carter backs away, saying it would break the rules. Ethan gives Carter one last chance, but Carter turns Ethan down, and Ethan leaves. A while later, Cody and Carter discuss their night, and Cody tells Carter that he cannot participate in this open relationship, and nudges Carter, saying if Linda asks, he did sleep with other women. Carter tells Cody that he cannot marry Joel, because what he is feeling with Ethan, might be love.

""Stuck On U"" written by Lee Vaillancourt, directed by Michel Beriault

Eric, Ursula, and Yolanda plots against Zoe, and Adam so they could be together. Zoe decides to go on a road trip, and packs all of these clothes but Ursula ""accidentally"" spilled gra

Between Billy and Maureen, their is some attraction between them, but he can't take it any further, because she was his old high school teacher. While training her, she breaks some dishes in the back, and he goes to her. They kiss in a moment of weakness, but he decides to leave it at there.

""Bitter Sweet 18"" written by Sean Carley, directed by Jean-Claude Lord

Julie and Diego can't escape sex life, and so she decides to dress up as a cop. It is revealed that Julie's father is a cop. Julie and Diego are interrupted by a fire alarm that went off. Julie forces Diego to go out through her home, while her family waited for her outside the lawn. But did anyone see Diego?

""Girls Interrupted"" written by Lee Vaillancourt, directed by Jack Hackel

Tammy catchs Bridget with another girl, and Tammy starts to puts herself down, as well putting words in Bridget's mouth saying that Bridget didn't really want her. Tammy decides to