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How they could have written out Wesley Crusher(AKA 50 ways to kill Wesley Crusher)
posted by Nexus71STAFFMOD on September 25, 2017 at 1:25 PM
My suggestion;
Crusher gets too frisky with Salia and is butchered by a 3ft hamster. 
Reply by Nexus71
on November 23, 2017 at 7:30 PM
Come on people there must be more creative ways to kill of Wesley Crusher or should I make the title of the thread:
How they could have written out Wesley Crusher/Neelix(AKA 50 ways to kill Wesley Crusher/Neelix)?
Reply by revengine
on December 24, 2017 at 9:07 PM
Wesley calls Worf a "worthless sack of shit" for performing a spiritual Klingon ceremony of mourning. In return Worf makes slow work of disemboweling Wesley using his D'k tahg. There is an initial reaction of shock from the crew but in the end it is generally agreed upon that Worf did the right thing.
Reply by Nexus71
on December 24, 2017 at 9:09 PM
Nice one Revengine and a Merry and Klingon Christmas to you
Reply by Nexus71
on August 4, 2018 at 6:50 PM
Let Worf invite Wesley for a Klingon tea ceremony but don't give him the antidote.
Reply by Nexus71
on August 18, 2018 at 2:51 AM
Let wesley stroll around in the flower beds of the planet of Justice and hope justice will be done(i.e. Wesley being executed)
Reply by Philippe LeMarchand
on August 18, 2018 at 4:11 AM
The crew member assigned to clean the holodeck after Wesley finishes one of his "special" programs finally snaps...
Reply by Nexus71
on August 18, 2018 at 4:55 AM
During the proceedings of episode Genesis Wesley turns into a fly and is eaten by Barclay.
Reply by revengine
on August 22, 2018 at 4:56 AM
Wesley tries to claim a #MeToo incident against the Traveler. As payback, the Traveler transports himself and Wesley back in time to when Jack and Beverly first meet. Wesley's arrival inadvertently prevents his parents from actually getting together and instead Beverly ends up being romanced by Picard who is actually the Traveler in disguise (the real Picard being safely hidden away somewhere so he can't meddle). Despite all his best efforts, including filling in (badly) for one of the band members at a dance his parents attend, Wesley slowly but inevitably, disappears from existence. The Traveler, still in his Picard disguise, breaks off his romance with Beverly - who is shocked and dismayed at Picard's uncharacteristically cad-like behaviour - and disappears back into that wonky part of the galaxy where thought and reality mix, all the while laughing maniacally.
Reply by Knixon
on August 22, 2018 at 11:27 AM
Nicely done!
Reply by Nexus71
on August 23, 2018 at 8:29 AM
Nice one Revengine
Reply by Nexus71
on August 30, 2018 at 11:18 AM
Soran ties Wesley onto the rocket he launches into the Viridian sun so he at least can't survive in the Nexus because that would have really spoiled Picard's Christmas Carol.
Reply by Knixon
on August 30, 2018 at 11:49 AM
Plus, if Wesley were in the Nexus, he could have come out again! Oh no!!!!
Reply by Nexus71
on August 30, 2018 at 1:15 PM
Well Picard could use Wesley to fight Soran so he gets crushed by a bridge and James T Kirk can enjoy his well deserved retirement
Reply by Knixon
on August 30, 2018 at 1:23 PM
But then they'd lose! Wesley ain't no fighter. And the Enterprise is destroyed and everyone on it killed by the supernova.
Reply by Nexus71
on August 30, 2018 at 1:28 PM
But then they'd lose! Wesley ain't no fighter. And the Enterprise is destroyed and everyone on it killed by the supernova.
Well is an elderly officer really that good a fighter most fighting Kirk did was doing rolls on the floor and get his shirt torn
I'll bet Wesley could kick Kirk's demented ass No that didn't happen because Kirk and Picard prevented Saron from launching the missle that killed the Star that destroyed Enterprise,my god Knix when was the last time you saw Generations. 