
You Me Her (2016)
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Priscilla Faia as Izzy Silva
Episodes 50
Cigarettes and Funions and Crap
Suburban Portland couple Emma and Jack Trakarsky are totally in love but seriously lacking spice. They end up tangled up with an escort (grad student Izzy) to get the mojo back, setting into motion a life-changing series of events for the trio.
Read MoreCan You be Cool?
As Jack, Emma, and Izzy try to put the mother of all weird days behind them, Emma reveals a secret, Izzy finds committing to safe-bet Andy tougher than she thought, and Jack can't shake the feeling that he's gotten them all in over their heads.
Read MoreNo Penetration
Jack, Izzy, and Emma, all together for the first time, agree to keep their relationship a business arrangement. Emma has her first date with Izzy while Jack grows ever more jealous and concerned about how this might effect his possible promotion.
Read MoreCheck a Box
Jack and Emma start to wonder if they're on the same page. Izzy tries to find stability in Andy.After a startling development, Jack and Emma separately try to end things with Izzy, leading to a surprising epiphany.
Read MoreNiece Jackie
Izzy, Emma and Jack cope with the real world consequences of their burgeoning alt relationship.As the trio reunite to bolster their collective nerve and take a huge leap, Andy begins to put the pieces together about what Izzy's really been up to.
Read MoreThe T Word
Izzy, Emma, and Jack finally take the polyamorous plunge together but things go wildly awry:Everything that could go wrong meets up to conspire against them... in their front yard. However,the real peril may be right there in the room with them.
Read MoreThe Morning After
The awkward morning after dredges up old fears for Jack and Emma and wounded feelings for Izzy. With their three-way fling feeling like more trouble than it's worth, Jack and Emma wish they'd shut it down before the whole blackmail thing started...
Read MoreThe Relationship More Populated
With blackmail and hurt feelings accumulating all around them, Emma and Jack decide the only way to move forward with Izzy is to reinstate the business arrangement parameters. But Izzy has a plan of her own that's WAY more fun... until it isn't.
Read MoreSweet Home Colorado
After their wild home date turns into a tearful breakup, Izzy decides she needs to move back home to Colorado to deal with her issues. Unaware, Jack and Emma continue to deal with the fallout of what's beginning to feel like a blur of bad choices.
Read MoreTrope Isn't a Four Letter Word
Coming together turned their lives upside down, but as much as Jack, Emma, and Izzy try to hide it, splitting up may be doing the real damage. Are all three brave enough to throw caution to the wind and pull off a dramatic last second save?
Read MoreSex Fairy and the Eternal Flames
In the Season 2 premiere, the now official "throuple" commit to cohabitation, face the disapproval of friends and family, and stand their ground in a bold, painful and permanent way.
Read MoreLike Riding a Vagina Bike
The throuple "come out" at a neighborhood party, spinning the gathering out of control and cracking open a fresh can of troubles. Carmen and Dave try to make amends for their previous prudishness by inviting Jack, Emma and Izzy on an unusual double date.
Read MoreRemember, Ruby, Remember
Jack confronts Emma about inviting Izzy to move in without discussing it with him first. Leaving her to wallow in that epiphany, he goes on his interview at Griffin College and finds himself on "the road not taken."
Read MoreCat in the Box
It's "Dudes and Chicks Night in Hawthorne Heights. While the women introduce Molly to their wine hang, bar-hoppers Dave, Gabe and Jack run into Jack's "one who got away."
Read MoreStoner Sensai's Secrets of Love
Jack's still caved out at big bro's house, Izzy's trying to coax the married couple back together, and after things go bad at work, Emma's not at all sure about what she really-really wants.
Read MoreWhat the F Is Wrong With You Trakarskys?
Good news, Izzy's not pregnant, so why's she housecleaning away her feelings again? Jack inches closer to the point of no return with Ruby. All the while, the clock's ticking on the daunting arrival of Emma's hyper-conservative parents.
Read MoreWeird Janis and the White Trash Baby Vessel
With the happy throuple reunited, how can they explain Izzy's presence to Emma's old school parents? Nina gets disturbing news about Andy's romantic past. And the Amaris quest for cool leads them into a bizarre social situation.
Read MoreFreaky Little Love Poodles
Jack and Emma convince her parents that Izzy's their surrogate, but then the throuple's rouse unearths very real questions about babies and the long-term future of their relationship. Nina seeks out Andy's exes to set the record straight.
Read MoreSilver Linings and Vodka
Izzy and Emma are stunned by Jack's proposal: What if the three of them really did have a baby together? But before they have time to delve deeper, they'll have to talk their way out of a tight spot with Emma's parents.
Read MoreBaby, Baby Where Did Our Love Go?
Jack wants a baby, Izzy wants a baby, everybody wants a baby... right? With the dazzling offer from Pinnacle pressing ever harder and an IVF consultation set, Emma must choose between a larger professional canvas and two true loves.
Read MoreDickless in Seattle
Four months later, Emma’s still in Seattle, climbing her way to the top of the Pinnacle ladder alongside an old flame rekindled. Jack and Izzy settle into blissful monogamy in their newly finished loft. The upcoming divorce mediation and an uncomfortable reunion hangs over all of them. Carmen and new neighbor Hannah start a lifestyle magazine.
Read MoreI Said Make Up
The day before the divorce signing, Jack and Emma are forced to spend an afternoon together divvying up their stuff. Someone very important from Izzy’s past shows up at precisely the wrong time. Dave and Carmen struggle to find a balance between their jobs and childcare. With Shaun’s help, Nina spins her vitriol towards Andy into an inventive thesis.
Read MoreTourist Lesbians and Millennial Twats
After signing the divorce papers, Emma returns to her new love in Seattle, but brings something from her old love Jack with her.
Read MoreInconceivable!
Emma remains torn between her new life and love in Seattle and her old live and love(s) back in Portland, but going back to talk to Jack about her situation causes sparks to fly.
Read MoreWelcome to the Tiger Cage
Izzy grows ever more suspicious of Emma's return to Portland and Jack's increasingly odd behavior. Just as they're edging their way into a surprising new relationship, Nina lashes out at Shaun. Emma makes the biggest decision of her life.
Read MoreFool Me Once? Shame on You. Fool Me Twice? Blow Me
Jack and Ben finally meet but Jack's got a more pressing issue on his mind. Emma tries to apologize to Izzy but it falls on deaf ears. Carmen and Hannah plan a magazine launch party. Izzy tries to reconnect Sasha with her grandmother.
Read MoreHold Onto Your Ovaries
At Carmen and Hannah's magazine launch party, Emma corners Izzy in a Hail Mary attempt to get her back. Nina gets stood up so Shaun offers to be her replacement "thesis date. Good news for Carmen's magazine means bad news for Dave.
Read MoreThe Insidious Lure of Pumpkin Spice
Nina's emerging feelings for Shaun are complicated when Andy pops back up with one hell of a story. Ben plants seeds of doubt about how Izzy could fit into the Trakarskys' new life.
Read MoreAsshole, Other Asshole, and the Depressive Muppet
Jack and Emma pressure Izzy to give Seattle a chance, and she volleys back an ultimatum. As Carmen's dreams come true, the Amaris come to a stunning resolution to their career/childcare dilemma. Nina is stuck between a Shaun and an Andy place.
Read MoreYou Be You And I'll Be Me
The complex realities of polyamory and "throupling": What happens when this peculiar rom-com fades to black? Can they prove their best, truest, happiest lives really are together, even when it's difficult and more conventional alternatives beckon?
Read MoreTriangular Peg, Meet Round Hole
Two months later, we find EJI back in Hawthorne Heights, “test-renting” the Helen Wilberg house. Will the surprising news revealed at Emma’s baby-doc appointment put enough pressure on Izzy to finally cave and put down roots in the ‘burbs?
Read MoreThe Saddest Clown Show Ever
Jack tries to bro-out with his new replacement friend, Nathan. Izzy decides to apply for the Hawthorne School counsellor job. Emma tries to start her architectural empire from home, but can't keep from spying on the exciting new neighbors.
Read MoreThe Deaf Leading The Blind Leading The Stupid
The EJI sex slump continues even as Emma insists Jack and Izzy should be okay getting it on without her. So why can't they seem to pull the trigger even while Emma is busy taking over the neighborhood?
Read MoreThat’s so Stupid and I’m Definitely Not Crying
Emma’s been reading up on the rules of polyamory and apparently EJI is doing it all wrong; Gabe blows Emma and Izzy’s mind by revealing a family secret they absolutely cannot repeat to Jack.
Read MoreSanta Claus Rides Loch Ness Monster Into Atlantis!
EJI attend Poly Training Camp with Portland’s resident poly expert, Coach Remi. They expected the unexpected, but not that they’d be “outed” for doing poly all wrong.
Read MoreEat Your Strangers and Don't Talk to Vegetables!
EJI's new symbol of their love, a brightly painted front door, garners the attention of the neighborhood, who don't appreciate "Marigold 142" quite as much as our throuple.
Read MoreNow Who's Got Egg in Her Hair?
The aftermath of Izzy and Nathan's egg-cellent adventure has surprising consequences, drawing Gabriel into the sticky mess. Meanwhile, Emma and Jack confront Lala at her own game, neighborhood politics.
Read MoreA Whole Bouillabaisse of Crazy
Lala's not the only one Izzy has to make reparations to; her bad late-night choices seem to keep ringing up consequences, forcing EJI to confront issues they've all been desperately ducking.
Read MoreI'm Popeye and You're My Beautiful Spinach
Izzy tries to friend zone Nathan once and for all. Jack and his mom finally have their showdown.
Read MoreWho We Are...and Who We Aren't
Everybody in EJI World prepares for the anniversary party, counting down the moments until they sign papers to legally bind them together as a family... unless someone or something changes their minds.
Read MoreThe Stages of (Breakup) Grief
Izzy returns to Portland to find that life continued on without her.
Read MoreDr. Feelgood's Magic Tea
When Lala and Ben unwittingly give everyone Saharan Truth Serum, the party really gets started.
Read MoreSquonk Happens
EJI succumb to The First Stage of Breakup Grief, the dreaded “I Want My Shit Back.”
Read MoreAlso, I Hate You.
Emma and Jack have planned a romantic night away at a hotel, and Izzy doesn’t care. Not at all. Nope. Not one bit. And shut up.
Read MoreRemember the Carlyle!
EJI drop the masks of indifference and finally say what’s been bubbling up since Izzy made a run for the border six months ago.
Read MoreBreak It like You Mean It
EJI agrees to “take a beat,” not make any rash decisions. But when Nina finds out, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
Read MoreGoing Deep Dish
Nina comforts Izzy while Emma and Jack get life-altering news from Dave.
Read MoreSay Something. Say Anything.
Emma and Jack have one last trick up their sleeves to win Izzy back. Time to go big.
Read MoreHome Is Where the Flaming Heart Is
The Curious Case of EJI is resolved: Izzy’s leaving and Emma and Jack are staying because it’s the right thing to do. The end. Except...
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