The Matsuno brothers try to adapt their show to contemporary times, with mixed results.

Todomatsu gets a job at a local coffeehouse. His brothers want no such success. / Dekapan and Dayon enjoy a carefree northbound trip together.

The sextuplets catch a resilient cold. Later, the brothers question Todomatsu about all the things he hasn't told them about his personal life. Afterwards, Choromatsu plays a paranoid vice-principal overly worried about plans for his school's cultural festival.

Wanting to become the main protagonist of the franchise again, Iyami holds a bizarre kart race to determine who the protagonist of Osomatsu-san will be.