Omid talks about what it is to be British, and why Gordon Brown is playing the Lottery.

Sketches include Omid's depiction of Henry VIII as a flamboyant pimp, and how he divorced his first wife, Katherine of Aragon. Also, Steve 'The Dragon' Thompson's "How to have a real London Olympics", and a musical about debt.

Omid talks about football chants and how line dancing was invented in ancient Persia.

Sketches include Napoleon's modeling aspirations, Fantasy football, and Henry VIII tackles Ann Boleyn. Also, Minicab the musical.