In the not-too-distant future of Weird City, Stu and Burt discover that dating is not what it used to be, and love can be found in the most unexpected places.

Kicked out of his Pomegranate Electrolyte Juice addiction support group and fired from his job, failure Tawny joins ShapeCult gym hoping to find the acceptance he so desperately needs. Unfortunately, his psychotic obsession with approval puts him at odds with his gym trainer.

When a group of Above-the-Liners decide to sponsor a poor Below the Line kid, they agree to do more than simply donate money. They kidnap him.