Akira’s innocent childhood declaration must have a deeper, perverted meaning! That’s why Moyako knows Japan’s marriage laws inside and out. She’s prepared for anything!

Akira runs out of shampoo in the bath and needs Moyako to bring him more? Yeah, right. He’s obviously attempting to get around public indecency laws. There’s no other reason!

Akira couldn’t have displayed basic common decency by giving Moyako and her friends some privacy to try on swimsuits; this must be a ploy to catch them off guard somehow!