Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.

The vampires hold a séance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.

The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.

While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.

Colin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.

After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.

The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.

Nandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.

When Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture to Brooklyn to rescue them.

As they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.

Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.

A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.

An old flame returns, and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.

An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.

Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.

Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.

Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.

The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.