Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.

A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.

An old flame returns, and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.

An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.

Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.

Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.

Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.

The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.

The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.

Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.

The opening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.

The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.

The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.

Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.

Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.

The mansion gets a makeover.

Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.

Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.

The vampires discover the mall.

Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends. Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.

The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.

Colin runs for office, Nandor makes a new friend and Nadja reconnects with her roots.

Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.

When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.

Nadja gives back to her community. Laszlo's experiments have some unexpected results.

A roast held in Laszlo’s honor reveals dark secrets.

The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire.

The vampires search for a missing Guillermo.