Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.

Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.

At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.

David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.