When a genetic bioweapons experiment goes wrong, the boffins at Commander Kevin Cheeks’ military test lab accidentally create The World’s Most Annoying Creature, which promptly escapes. Elsewhere, a 50-foot robot called Xotang terrorises London; the Booze Fairies terrorise Rasmus Hardiker; office worker Gavin encounters The Boss; and a lovestruck dinosaur called Philip causes chaos.

Train Pirates strike fear into the hearts of Britain’s commuters. Britain’s most eccentric military boffin, Commander Kevin Cheeks, shows off his latest gadgets; masked vigilante The Raven puts in an appearance; and Melanie introduces Philip The Dinosaur to her friends.

When Dorothy Tempest’s office is hit by a tornado she is transported to the far-from-magical land of Oswestry, where her desk lands on regional sales director Justin Beales. There is more disappointing magic when Louise and Tom visit the so-called Magical Wood. Plus, a visit to the world’s most dangerous restaurant.