After thirty years, Maria finally tells Sal the truth - she was a virgin when she found out she was pregnant with him. Sal is the Second Coming. In an effort to placate his mother's insane claim, Sal sets out to do one good deed.

When Sal finds out that his crush Nicole is being evicted because she works at a Rub n' Tug, he vows to help her. Meanwhile, Maria tries to make peace with her sister, Leena, over the fact that she married the love of Maria's life.

Sal gets a surprise visit from a woman claiming he's the father of her baby. Meanwhile, Maria kisses her sister's husband, Joe.