Worried that she’s inherited Beef’s fear of romance, Judy forces her dad to get back out there by attending a meat auction and singles mixer in the hopes of bringing home a new love, and also maybe some sausages.

Judy embarks on a journey after getting some unexpected news from the dentist.

A punk band invites Ham to audition after hearing him scream. Meanwhile, Honeybee and Wolf get their first directing gig.

The school is putting on a musical based on "The Perfect Storm," and Judy desperately wants to be one of the leads. Meanwhile, Moon tries to convince his family he's ready to stay home alone for the very first time.

Ham befriends an older woman who loves to party. Meanwhile, Judy takes up pottery and is not great at it.

All of Lone Moose gets wrapped up in the Little Mr. Ketchikan Canned Sausage Gentleman Pageant competition, a pageant for boys with an unusual history.

Wolf and Honeybee's parenting skills are put to the test when an adult show choir crashes outside their home. Beef takes Moon on a surprise trip.