When Wolf discovers that Beef secretly wants a jet ski, he formulates a plan to get it; Ham bonds with a novelty singing fish toy.

When Jerry's Bigfoot costume gets stolen a few days before Christmas, Beef helps him track it down. The Tobin kids try to build an elaborate gingerbread village.

The kids must convince Beef to get a new mattress after his turns into a deadly trap. Honeybee and Wolf set out on a journey.

When a hi-tech seafood vending machine shows up in Lone Moose and drives down the price of fish, Beef loses it. Judy and Kima become junior members of an all-women's smokejumper crew.

As the Tobin family receives their annual oil dividend checks for living in Alaska, they all have different approaches on how to spend them. Honeybee and Wolf attempt to create a homemade gym in their guest house, and Beef, Moon, and Dirt scavenge junk yards looking for an extravagant object to buy. Meanwhile, Judy coaches the local hockey team in hopes of attracting their audience to her one-woman show protesting the dividends.