Annie worries about her very average teenage son.

The town celebrates its annual Witch Day, which involves pronouncing a mortified Duncan the “town virgin” for the big ceremony. Annie and Jack steal a dead woman's chili recipe.

When Jack and Annie decide to give the kids more responsibility, Duncan and Kimberly are sent on a trip to the grocery store, only to end up in Mexico.

Duncan avoids summer school for the first time, and the family goes on vacation. On their getaway, Annie and Jack are haunted by another vacation couple, while Duncan agonizes over Mia's Instagram, and Kimberly gets a glow-up.

Annie battles the city mayor for the town's prestigious Oakie Award, when she refuses to remove the parking boot from the Mayor's SUV. The rest of the family grapples with the fallout from Annie's struggle, when the Mayor retaliates.

Jing and Jack start a child birthday band together and Annie takes on managing them. Meanwhile, Duncan and his friends try to raise money to buy a massage couch they tried out at the mall, by charging scooters.

Annie is suspended from her job and bonds with a group of birds that ends up invading their home. Kimberly tries to call a boy and Duncan wants to jump to a high branch.

Jack and Duncan want to increase their wealth and status, so they make a local plumbing commercial. Soon, Jack and Duncan lose sight of wanting to impress Annie and Mia with their newfound fame when they get too full of themselves.