"The Chriscible." Goody Chris stands trial for various crimes, namely witchcraft. "Bathroom Assassin." Hunted by a deadly hitman, a cowardly man hides in an unusual bathroom stall. "Bobby Bad Touch." Toy Story, but gross. "Great Moments in Human History: The Longest Boxing Match." Fairly self-explanatory. "Tarot Trouble." A man visits a fortune teller and learns the future is harrowing.

"Two Girls, One Forest." Lost and alone in a dark daytime forest, Jessica and Elyse rely on the help of strangers to find their campsite. "A Night in Surgery." An expert in his field is brought in to perform a risky and unusual procedure. "Undercucker." Officer Blaine and his pretend wife Lawrence must infiltrate an underground cucking ring. "Weekend At Burnie's." Two imbeciles ask their boss at AT&T for a raise.