"The Inequitable Misgivings of Edward Crumpacker: Turn Off the Dark." Rogue actors and budget woes befall auteur playwright and director Joshua on opening night. "Casting Josh: Horseplay." An up-and-coming actor is the prize pony of the H-Wood, thanks to his crafty agents. "Necronomicon Book Club." Deb and the gals gather for their weekly dose of literature. "Scales of Justice." Daytime small claims court show with a slick underbelly. "Detective Rascal Strokes Again." Rascal finds himself in the juicy center of a fast food turf war.

"Two Girls, One Forest." Lost and alone in a dark daytime forest, Jessica and Elyse rely on the help of strangers to find their campsite. "A Night in Surgery." An expert in his field is brought in to perform a risky and unusual procedure. "Undercucker." Officer Blaine and his pretend wife Lawrence must infiltrate an underground cucking ring. "Weekend At Burnie's." Two imbeciles ask their boss at AT&T for a raise.