Cast 114

1. 

   Trey Parker

   Joe Cooper

2. 

   Matt Stone

   Doug Remer

3. 

   Dian Bachar

   Squeak Scolari

4. 

   Yasmine Bleeth

   Jenna Reed

5. 

   Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

   Yvette Denslow

6. 

   Ernest Borgnine

   Ted Denslow

7. 

   Robert Vaughn

   Baxter Cain

8. 

   Trevor Einhorn

   Joey Thomas

9. 

   Bob Costas

   Bob Costas

10. 

    Al Michaels

    Al Michaels

11. 

    Robert Stack

    Robert Stack

12. 

    Reggie Jackson

    Reggie Jackson

13. 

    Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick

14. 

    Kenny Mayne

    Kenny Mayne

15. Tim McCarver

    Tim McCarver

16. 

    Pat O'Brien

    Pat O'Brien

17. 

    Jim Lampley

    Jim Lampley

18. 

    Dale Earnhardt

    Dale Earnhardt

19. 

    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

20. 

    Victoria Silvstedt

    Victoria Silvstedt

21. Reel Big Fish

    Reel Big Fish

22. Curt Gowdy

    World Series Announcer (voice)

23. Justin Chapman

    Little Coop

24. Matt Murray

    Little Remer

25. Mark Goodson

    Dirk Jansen

26. 

    Peter Navy Tuiasosopo

    Ed Tuttle

27. Robert E. Lee

    New Jersey Informant

28. 

    Greg Grunberg

    Wilke - New Jersey Informant

29. 

    Michael Garvey

    San Antonio Defender

30. 

    Paul Michael Robinson

    Mime Psych-Out

31. 

    Kevin Michael Richardson

    Peripatetic Player

32. 

    Micah McCain

    Heather Kaiser

33. 

    Cory Oliver

    Brittany Kaiser

34. Keith Gibbs

    Davis

35. Jayme Gallante

    Redmond

36. 

    Francis X. McCarthy

    Dr. Kaiser

37. 

    Blair Besten

    Stephanie

38. 

    Stanley G. Sawicki

    Skidmark Steve

39. Bret Lewis

    News Anchor

40. 

    Richard Johnson

    Referee

41. 

    Joey Diaz

    Referee

42. 

    Michael Matthys

    Referee

43. 

    Jill Gascoine

    Hospital Nurse

44. 

    Charlotte Zucker

    Surgery Nurse

45. 

    John Fink

    Surgeon

46. 

    Kato Kaelin

    Driveway Announcer

47. David Osokow

    Driveway Player

48. 

    Iqbal Theba

    Factory Manager

49. 

    Susan Breslau

    Denslow's Niece Susan

50. Danielle Zucker

    Inheritor

51. Maureen Ardolino

    Inheritor

52. Andrew Herman

    Cabbie

53. 

    Jeff Wright

    Fireman

54. 

    Ray Xifo

    Riverdance Referee

55. Titus Napoleon

    Sumo Wrestler

56. 

    Stephen McHattie

    Narrator (voice)

57. 

    Julie Dolan

    Beer Barrel

58. Janeane Ardolino

    Fan

59. Jeremy Breslau

    Fan

60. Adam Lilling

    Fan

61. Phoebe Lipkis

    Fan

62. Alma Avery

    Beers Cheerleader

63. Nancy Bates

    Beers Cheerleader

64. Kelli Camarena

    Beers Cheerleader

65. 

    Brooke Morales

    Beers Cheerleader

66. Heidi Schweizer

    Beers Cheerleader

67. Jenifer Strovas

    Beers Cheerleader

68. Andrea Wenzel

    Beers Cheerleader

69. Michelle Boehle

    Felons Cheerleader

70. Tani Kristiansen

    Felons Cheerleader

71. 

    Rebecca Lin

    Felons Cheerleader

72. Jeanine Orci

    Felons Cheerleader

73. Jessica Page

    Felons Cheerleader

74. Raydeen Revilla

    Felons Cheerleader

75. 

    Chanel Ryan

    Felons Cheerleader

76. Jeffrey J. Ayers

    Fan (uncredited)

77. 

    Grant Baciocco

    Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)

78. Joanna Bloem

    Woman in Hospital (uncredited)

79. 

    Greg Bronson

    Surgeon (uncredited)

80. Aaron Brooks

    Fan (uncredited)

81. 

    Mike Butters

    Baseketball Referee (uncredited)

82. Krystal Cantrell

    Fan (uncredited)

83. Cathy Carlson

    Slacker (uncredited)

84. Troy Christian

    Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited)

85. Dave Cox

    Denslow's Assistant (uncredited)

86. Mia Crowe

    Mimi Lee (uncredited)

87. Alan Doshna

    Fan (uncredited)

88. 

    Alexandra Ella

    Horrified Fan (uncredited)

89. C.B. Spencer

    Beers Ballgirl (uncredited)

90. 

    Courtney Ford

    Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)

91. 

    John Forker

    Fan (uncredited)

92. Maria Celeste Genitempo

    Fan (uncredited)

93. Cameron Glenar

    Fan (uncredited)

94. 

    Lloyd Gordon

    Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)

95. 

    Casey Hendershot

    Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)

96. Charles Hough

    LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited)

97. James Huffman

    Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited)

98. 

    Spencer Kayden

    Outraged Fan (uncredited)

99. Brian Kirchoff

    Reporter (uncredited)

100. 

     Jessica Lee

     Cheerleader (uncredited)

101. 

     Shannon Malone

     Cheerleader (uncredited)

102. Patrick McCracken

     Watson (uncredited)

103. Karolyna Medina

     Fan (uncredited)

104. 

     Kelly Monaco

     Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)

105. Tom Muzila

     Security Guard (uncredited)

106. Hiromi Nishiyama

     Masseuse (uncredited)

107. 

     Linda O'Neil

     Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)

108. 

     Bridget Oberlin

     Roswell Alien (uncredited)

109. 

     Raphael Sbarge

     Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)

110. Michael Schmidt

     Grumsky (uncredited)

111. Rick Solis

     Baseketball Fan (uncredited)

112. Dylan Tarason

     Maxwell (uncredited)

113. 

     David Zucker

     Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)

114. Matt Sloan

     Darcy

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