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1. 

   Asta Paredes

   Chrissy

2. 

   Catherine Corcoran

   Lauren

3. 

   Lloyd Kaufman

   Lee Harvey Herzkauf

4. 

   Zac Amico

   Zack

5. 

   Vito Trigo

   Leonardo

6. Babette Bombshell

   Principal Westly

7. 

   Clay von Carlowitz

   Eugene

8. Tara E. Miller

   Rachel Ruysch

9. Mike Baez

   Donatello

10. Mark Quinnette

    Michaelangelo

11. Josh Potter

    Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock

12. 

    Debbie Rochon

    Coach Kotter

13. 

    Stefan Dezil

    Slater

14. 

    Brenda Rickert

    Aunt Bee

15. 

    Ron Jeremy

    God

16. 

    Nicola Fiore

    Ms. Bigguns

17. 

    Joe Fleishaker

    Lauren 6 Months Later

18. 

    Charlotte Kaufman

    Audrey Benjamin

19. Doug Sakmann

    Flag Cretin / Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

20. 

    Monique Dupree

    Shower Girl

21. Nico Praz

    Tromorganic Burger Victim

22. 

    Mark Torgl

    School Janitor

23. 

    Stan Lee

    Narrator

24. 

    Lemmy Kilmister

    The President

25. 

    Robert Bozek

    Named Him Randall

26. John Patrick Brennan

    Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon

27. 

    Teresa Hui

    Zac's Rejection Girl

28. 

    Nadia White

    Shower Girl

29. 

    Brandy Mason

    Shower Girl Brandy

30. 

    James D. Rolfe

    The Angry Video Game Nerd

31. 

    Corina Taylor

    Tro-Gasm Girl

32. 

    Bailey Jay

    Cameo

33. 

    John Migliore

    Tromaville Citizen

34. 

    Meg Carriero

    Asian School Girl

35. Lauren Sylvester

    Eugene's Tranny Friend

36. Heather Cahill

    Shower Girl

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