姚旗（谭咏麟 饰）是一个身无长技的落魄年轻人，在停车场担任着夜班管理员的职务。姚旗出生在一个贫穷的家庭之中，个性又好吃懒做，前途一片迷茫，却总是意外的自信，觉得自己总有一天能邂逅一段甜蜜的爱情，收获一个漂亮的女朋友。

姚旗是DD（秦蔚文 饰）的忠实粉丝，家中贴满了她的海报，对于姚旗来说，DD是一个完美无缺的女人，亦或者，她对他，是如同女神一般的存在。虽然是高不可攀的女神，但是姚旗偶尔也会幻想着自己和她之间的种种。让姚旗没有想到的是，一天深夜，DD竟然出现在了停车场里，还对他秋波暗送。姚旗开始分不清楚，这一切究竟是他的幻觉还是现实

Kok is a bored valet driver who spends most of his day dreaming about the beautiful bikini-clad woman whose picture he has taped up to his office wall. One day, a major crime boss keels over dead in the brothel run by his mother. Trying to keep the whole thing quiet before the guy's underling return to pick him up, Kok's mother stuffs the corpse into the box and stashes it in Kok's parking lot. When the thugs put the squeeze on mom, she claims that she dumped the corpse in the harbor, which inevitably leads to even more hilarious complications.