Cast 15

1. 

   Arman Darbo

   Ulysses

2. 

   Chloe Ray Warmoth

   Ugly Duck

3. 

   Eric Roberts

   Alpha Altruist

4. 

   J.P. Manoux

   Presenter

5. 

   Nick Moran

   Clerk

6. 

   Bill Oberst Jr.

   Philanthropist

7. 

   Jesse Heiman

   Dorm Resident

8. 

   Shannon Briggs

   Jörg Doberman (voice)

9. 

   Nhya Cedon

   Iconic F

10. 

    Ellen Clifford

    Pasty F

11. Camille Curtis

    Redneck Girl

12. 

    Donzell Lewis

    Priest

13. Rosie Okumura

    Cat Purry (voice)

14. Ryan Simantel

    Optimist Captain

15. 

    Reginald James

    Optimist 3

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