How she sprayed the entire audience with fountains of blood which was obviously an obscenely ridiculous amount you just had to laugh at just how silly it was. Also, can someone please explain to me, how in the holy fuck did that thing manage to get to the studio? Ain't no way it was going to be able to drive. The film had a bunch of "that shit don't make sense" moments like that and how she could barely bend her knee one minute and the next she is in a full Jesse Owens sprint running away from Sue. And that scene where Sue kicks her in the chest and she goes flying like it was a Zack Snyder superhero kick was also unintentionally hilarious. The film was entertaining and had some really fun shots. I loved the orange hall scene where Quaid is walking away and it looks like he is shrinking. However, the over the top silliness kinda ruined the movie though. I get what she was going for but I think it woulda helped to tone it down some. Typical Frenchie film maker, lol. Always gotta be extreme.

The Substance (2024) - 7 outta 10 stars