Derrick gets the inside scoop from adult film director Rob Spallone. Hot Package counts down its top romantic moments, and Pat chastises the network that canceled his favorite show.

Gender expert Perry Caravello is interviewed by Derrick about what it means to be a man.

Derrick pulls a classic Hot Package episode from the vaults.

With no entertainment news to report, Derrick, Pat, and special guest human-blooper Perry Caravello dedicate this episode to fun.

Derrick is joined by health expert Gregg Valentino to discuss his steroid-dealing arrest, and questionable tributes are paid to an ailing comedian. Jennifer Day performs, and NOT Jackie Stallone sets the record straight.

Hot Package has up-to-the-nanosecond coverage of the musical war raging across North America. Derrick interviews movie star Jennifer Day, and an HP reporter puts her life on the line.

With Pat O'Brien on vacation, Mark McGrath fills in as Derrick's cohost. But things go awry when Hollywood goes on strike, and a disgruntled millitant holds the studio hostage. The show draws to a dramatic conclusion, and someone dies.

Derrick gets into the hottest topics in Hollywood sex and violence with the help of Joey Greco (Cheaters) and Hot Package's first ever Deep Focus Group. HP counts down its top sexiest moments, and Mark McGrath returns as a cohost... sort of.

Hologram Mark McGrath is up and running! Derrick recaps the winners of the 8th Annual Success Awards after a night of partying. The Rising Star Screen Test kicks off with two Hollywood hopefuls, and Corey Feldman stops by just in time for a sexy song duet.

Derrick, artist David Choe, and the HP crew celebrate the golden era of Hollywood by dressing as their Hollywood heroes. Fabio brings Derrick a neverbeforeseen photo from the set of Acapulco Heat, and cult filmmaker Kenneth Anger dishes about the darker side of Tinseltown.

Derrick finds himself in the middle of a scandal. He's seen destroying mysterious videotapes, which Jeff Deane Turner is set to air. He gets a bit of advice from exHollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss, and Hologram Mark McGrath enjoys a glorious send off.