Derrick gets the inside scoop from adult film director Rob Spallone. Hot Package counts down its top romantic moments, and Pat chastises the network that canceled his favorite show.

Gender expert Perry Caravello is interviewed by Derrick about what it means to be a man.

Derrick pulls a classic Hot Package episode from the vaults.

With no entertainment news to report, Derrick, Pat, and special guest human-blooper Perry Caravello dedicate this episode to fun.

Derrick is joined by health expert Gregg Valentino to discuss his steroid-dealing arrest, and questionable tributes are paid to an ailing comedian. Jennifer Day performs, and NOT Jackie Stallone sets the record straight.