Caitlyn comes to a new home, ready to pet-sit for a cat named "cookie" , when she is greeted by Yakov and Yanus, two flamboyant Europeans ready to anoint her as the new "Cookie Girl". But first she must go through the Cookie Girl ceremony.

Matt and Dan are on a romantic first date. Everything is going perfectly until Matt hears Dan's laugh.

Mark is being filmed for "Sole Survivor", a docu-series about people who survive near-death experiences, when a series of interruptions force him to relive his trauma over and over again.

Ben is just trying to get a coffee when he runs into his " close friend". Unfortunately he just can't figure out who he guy is.

Lisa is trying to organize the perfect bachelorette party for her bestie Sarabeth, but a wrench is thrown into her plans when the stripper she hired brings a bizarre trainee.

Blake is just hoping to pick up a packet of gum, but when he decides to sign up for the store's rewards card, his trip becomes more of a commitment than he anticipated.

Jeff and Kelsey are enjoying a summer barbecue, when they are approached by Bruce, a desperate wannabe filmmaker so eager to get Jeff attached to his "webisodes" that not even a global apocalypse will stop him.