The gang recalls a night to vaguely remember.

Pat and Emily create the perfect warrior – whether they want to or not.

Pat learns the best defense is way-too-much offense.

Murph does his business by the book.

The annoyance rises, Brother!

The gang is exposed to some new fashion.

They will scare you to your core.

Don’t give in to Shakespeer-pressure.

Growing up is contagious and often fatal.

One zinger to rule them all.

Dan gives Pat and Owen some terrible, adorable news.

No email. No Internet. No hope.

They’re weapons of self-destruction.

Owen’s college rivals are total classholes.

Pat & Street’s new prank show has a great catchphrase. And little else.

There are no small parts.

Watch this video standing and you’ll burn 2 extra calories.

Fasting makes them furious.

Imagine doing all that just to watch a movie.

She’s a 10 but her phone’s a 1.0.

What’s a “Leonardo DiCaprio?”

He’s just in it for the free juiceboxes.

Judging someone is not alright, alright, alright.

It’s now socially unacceptable to do anything, anywhere.

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He lived in Chicago for a summer ten years ago, so you know he reps the Bears.

We all know one. Just maybe not this bad.

You can pry it from his soft, foam hands.

Are you willing to fartyr yourself?