It's up to crack detectives Kris Anderson & Johnny Legend to solve their 1st case in Fairy Tale Land involving none other than the kidnapping of the beloved Pinocchio.

Princess reported that her beloved - a frog, apparently - has gone missing. Last seen in Princess's boudoir, where Princess refused to kiss him. Frog allegedly left voluntarily and hasn't been seen since.

Sleeping Beauty overdue to be awoken by kiss from handsome Prince. No sign of Prince - handsome or otherwise.

Little Pigs' house of bricks mysteriously collapsed, putting third little pig in hospital.

King hired tailors to make 'magical' clothes - supposedly invisible to fools and incompetents.

A belt with a buckle saying 'Seven In One Blow' stolen on the eve of a competition to win the hand of King's daughter.

Mother Duck's sixth duckling is reported missing.

F.T.P.D. has one week to ensure that Beauty falls in love with Beast.

Poor Miller lied to King to marry off his daughter, Gwyneth. Consequently she now has 24 hours to spin a roomful of straw into gold.

At midnight on the night of Prince's Ball, Cinderella fled down steps of castle and disappeared.

Received report that Timmy the Tin Soldier suspected of being reluctant to become a hero - may need a push (out of window) to get started.

Manager of all-animal band, The Barnyard Boys, reports the band has gone missing on the way to Bremen.

The Royal Pea has been stolen from the Royal Vegetable Crisper.

Wicked witch reported cart-hijacking of her building materials for her gingerbread cottage.

The sorcerer's apprentice, Pip, follows fairy tales by the book.

Rapunzel is reported missing by Prince.

Jack sold his cow for magic beans and a giant bean stalk sprouted. Jack went up, but never came down.

Hamelin is overrun by rats, the Pied Piper arrived but the rats didn't leave.

In order to get help to recover its stolen boots, puss in boots needs Johnny Legend to recover his confidence.

Johnny and Kris try to help Aladdin recover his magical lamp before he misses his chance to marry the sultan's daughter.

Little Red Riding Hood gets distracted in the way to her grandma's house, and never arrives to find the wolf. Johny and Kris need to make sure she does.

Ali Baba needs the Fairy Tale Police Department help to steal the forty thieves treasure, but once he arrives at the cave, there is nothing to be stole.

A Barleycorn is supposed to give birth to Thumbelina after being planted in a woman's field, but the days she is supposed to be born, nothing happens.

The Little Mermaid is in love with the wrong Prince, and if this doesn't change the Sea Witch will be queen of both the surface and the sea world.

As Kris Anderson wants to leave Fairy Tale Land for good, the Police Department faces its worst case yet as all fairy tales are slowly erased from existence.