What are some of your favorite lines in the show -said by any character. Whether it's favorite because it's funny, witty, true, etc.
Chandler asks Joey to help him kick Richard's ass. Joey "Chandler, I don't think us gettin' our asses kicked is a solution" lol
"GOODBYE MUSCLES!!!!"
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Reply by Animalgal
on February 20, 2017 at 9:41 PM
I always loved when Joey would say ' How you doin'?' Also when Monica would say 'I Know!'
Reply by SeinfeldFriend
on February 21, 2017 at 5:46 AM
I love anytime that Ross is drunk or drugged in some way. I love when he had a tranquilliser for telling at his boss... "When they told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again. They offered me a tranquilliser. I thought it was a good idea.... So I took it!" And then bites into the fairy floss! Hilarious!
Reply by Stratego!
on February 21, 2017 at 7:41 PM
There are too many great lines. Here's one of my favourites from one of my favourite episodes:
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, he's a transpons... transponster!
Monica: That's not even a word!
I also like Hugh Laurie's line:
And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.
And Ross' comeback to Rachel:
Oh, no-no-no don’t you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!
Reply by SeinfeldFriend
on February 21, 2017 at 8:53 PM
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Reply by Stratego!
on February 21, 2017 at 9:10 PM
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Reply by 9
on February 26, 2017 at 5:11 AM
LOL I can hear this whole speech!
Reply by 9
on February 26, 2017 at 5:17 AM
I spent too many lines on the Delete Your Post thread at the other place lol so I don't wanna get stale and repeat but I can't not say this one. The guys had just met Russ who Rachel couldn't see was a doppelgänger of Ross. And they say, "See they're as different as night and... later that night."
Reply by wildcat2000
on March 1, 2017 at 12:05 AM
Emma's Birthday Cake: Joey locks the door
Chandler: You know I can just turn it back the other way Joey: Oh that's right, I forgot you used to live here
Ross and Chandler fight over Val Kilmer suit: Monica: James Bond gets all the ladies
Chandler: Pfft, Batman has Robin
Others but too many to list
Reply by AusFem
on March 1, 2017 at 4:18 AM
Phoebe: They don't know that we know they know we know.
Reply by SilverLexiGirl
on March 2, 2017 at 2:13 AM
My favorite spoken moment on the show was when Joey was telling Ross how things would be if pushed Rachel away to be with Mark...he says all this stuff, like...."He'll be like 'Yes!' And we'll be like 'Dude...'and pretty soon you'll be like 'Hiiii...'and then 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there....' And we'll be like 'Get over it, it's been four years!"
Idk...that was hard to describe. Lol It was from TOW all the jealousy, I think.
Reply by SeinfeldFriend
on March 2, 2017 at 3:36 AM
You nailed it! I heard it in my head haha
Reply by WalkGood
on March 2, 2017 at 8:53 AM
I often quote Phoebe when she was faking getting intimate with Chandler, when she says "I'm very bendy".
Reply by AusFem
on March 2, 2017 at 11:02 AM
That was one of the most funniest episodes
Reply by ch_golfer
on March 11, 2017 at 1:52 AM
Every time, I laugh out loud when Chandler says, "Well that's not even a real fish. No. That's a goldfish cracker." It is his delivery and of course the entire situation with Eddie. I love those episodes.
Reply by AusFem
on March 11, 2017 at 1:54 AM
Trying to get rid of Eddie was some of the most laugh out loud eps..