Marmalade is sent to the chaotic Cringe Hill Comprehensive School where she is bullied by two older students.

Marmalade is sent to the Convent of the Blessed Limit where it's hoped the nuns' strict methods will curb her bad behaviour.

Marmalade's dad disguises his daughter as a boy and bribes the Etonian headmaster to take her in.

Marmalade's social workers bring in dog behavioural expert Clara Coalhouse to try her methods out on the bad girl.

After her parents ship her off to St. Cecilia's School for Girls, Marmalade encounters the ghost of the first headmistress and investigates the mystery of the missing tuck.

Mrs Allgood hires her childhood nanny to be a round-the-clock chaperone to Marmalade. But Marmalade has other ideas.

Marmalade is sentenced to 3 months in Dartmoor Prison where she must deal with the Head Screw and comes face to face with Mr Big.

Having escaped from prison, Marmalade is sent back to the Convent of the Blessed Limit where she is to appear in the Christmas Nativity play.

Marmalade's old cell mate, Bonzo, escapes from prison and disguises himself as Marmalade's tutor and the two become tag team wrestlers.