Joe Bob gives viewers intoxication instructions and begins to divulge the history of the Don Coscarelli franchise Phantasm (1979).

After ranting about the unthinkable destruction of a 1971 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda in "Phantasm II," Joe Bob skips ahead to the third movie and then chats with star Reggie Bannister.

Joe Bob tells a Christmas story about his mentally-challenged nephew, and then he grows so increasingly befuddled by Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998) that he ties Reggie Bannister to a chair and forces him to answer questions about the film.

Joe Bob discusses Linus's speech from A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965), then "Phantasm" FX lady Gigi Bannister stops by for a chat and finally, Joe Bob leads a Christmas sing-along.