Roombas are almost as troublesome as real babies. Almost.

Audio from: Always Open #89

Chad and Burnie tell some stories where a simple accident leads to a much bigger problem.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527

Continuing from that time Burnie wanted to swim the English Channel, the gang wonders how to "use" a goose.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

Miles gives great high fives! Sometimes they're too much though.

Audio from: Always Open #24

How do you deal with being stuck in Traffic? Burnie and the gang sometimes let it get to their heads.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #556

Burnie and Gus tell Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning the origin of their friendship.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #535

We will never run out of plane stories, so this time Barbara and Max express what not to do while sleeping on a plane.

Audio from Always Open #78

Geoff's apartment is flooding and the front office isn't helping!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491

Gus has had it with the kids playing in Home Depot.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #564

The Funhaus team is a little too gassy for Gus' taste.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #341

Sometimes you can't control your bodily functions. Just let it out.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #553

Barbara tells a story of when she destroyed a relationship out of jealousy! ...In 3rd grade, so it wasn't too big of a deal.

Audio from: Always Open #78

Gus infiltrates Gavin's dream about having to take a "poo"

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565

Animals are once again after Gus, this time a bunch of raccoons have their fun with him.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565

Those good ol' classics have to be named with a clever mind, or else how will you know what's in store for you?

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563

Some people just aren't into anime, but that's only because they've never been forced to watch it.

Audio From: FanService 2019 #5

Even something simple like using the bathroom can turn into a story when Chris is involved.

Audio From: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565

Did you know Cole Gallian once owned an Alpaca? Neither did we. Tune as Cole recounts their wacky adventures!

Audio From: On the Spot # 131

Stressed during these challenging times? You're not alone! The gang talks about their stress dreams.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast 593

Choppin Jalapeños? Make sure to be careful where you put your hands. Geoff learned this the hard way.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 548

Gus is so predictable with his coffee, it's ready as soon as he enters the shop!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 568

The gang talks about the mathematics around how many Sugar Daddies and Babies there seem to be.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 474

Barbara educates her friends on Jewish customs and traditions.

Audio from: On the Spot # 181

Chris has a grand idea on how to keep people warm while they poop.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #567

Really though, are you mad? Gus and Gavin explain that only you would know if you're mad.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #482

The greatest argument RT has ever had, with two sides that both feel so strongly... about butter.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #474

The gang talks about bodily issues, specifically, this is an episode about butts.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #570

Popular names for popular foods, thought up by popular people! I'd eat that.

Audio from: On The Spot #176

What is the meaning behind TCU's mascot?

Audio from: Fan Service: Happy Birthday Service!

Barbara takes Trevor to a family wedding and Trevor becomes more than friends with Barb's Bubby.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #569

A new challenger approaches in the Good Morning from Hell podcast !

Audio from :Good Morning from Hell #3

Torrian rants about Dora the Explorer

Audio from: Death Battle Cast #1.4

Torrian rants about Kingdom Hearts

Audio from: Death Battle Cast # 4.114

Barb and friends talk about the nicest and most polite ways to poop.

Audio from: Always Open #118

Gus spooks a neighbor with a haunted chair, and Becca gives a school friend a ton of forks.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #571

Jessica had her innocence stolen when she first started working at Rooster Teeth.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #575

Gavin and Blaine argue the difference between milk in America and the UK... if there is one.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #591

Geoff is already having a bad day when a homeless man decided to threaten him with aids.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #573

Gus blames Chris for him drinking gross water.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #580

Travis McElroy has the answers. All of them. As any dad should.

Audio from: Always Open #134

Ben and Chad come together to create your next favorite super hero!

Audio from: Death Battle Bloopers

Burnie and Gus argue about Austin's city streets.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast, Stuck at Home #2

Gus and Blaine both had awkward encounters with pda.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #574

Erin is concerned about her neighbor's sun bathing habits.

Audio from: I Have Notes: Dad Bod vs. Father Bod

In a past Extra Life, Gus gets really drunk and attempts to make cheese... amongst other things.

Burnie laments not doing more drugs in his youth.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast: Stuck at Home Ep.1

Jon starts off with a story about a grocery store mix-up, but then Gavin has had enough of the ""People Like-- "" Shirts.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #616

Gavin is very protective of his land. He can do whatever he wants with it and NO ONE will tell him otherwise.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #591

Gus wanted a boulder for his yard, but forgets that they weigh a lot.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #607

Chris is enlisted to help his friend with a deer that is stalking her.

Audio from: Chump Change #17

Gus is engaged in a territorial dispute with a squirrel in his yard.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #617