Dane Cook is back with his all new special. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world.

A battle for the ages.

They don’t mean to be the bad guy here.

Navigation systems just got personal.

Internet stardom is man’s real best friend.

Introducing Virkshauzer Lite: the world’s first sports beer.

Next on ER… you get your f*cking life destroyed.

Now with 60% more ka-pows.

There’s no way they can survive on their own.

Sick of boring tweets? Say his name three times.

The worst part of a glowing orb that contains all the knowledge of human history? Tech support.

He who smelled it, spelled it.

This summer, fear controls you.

Live with drawings on your face or die. Make your choice.

Googly eyes are staring directly into your soul.

Sometimes Mario and Luigi have to earn their coins.

They’re not playing games.

Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.

This week, CERN found the God Particle. Apparently they’ve also found the Devil Particle.

Let’s get this DeLorean up to 69 MPH.

Even hotter than the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

Once a Nazi, always a Nazi.

Robert Downey Jr. demanded all of these options.

Nazis really have very little tolerance for just about anything.

I need 20 CC’s of gibberish.

Get inside the mind of Robert Green during his life’s lowest moment.

Fixing the country, one burger at a time.

Forget the World Cup, bring on the Oscars.

The thrills! The chills! The inconvenience!