It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

Go ahead. Try this at home.

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

Minorities have it rough in this country.

Also playing in zero-D.

They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.

You meme the world to me.

The beard makes the man.

Sing a song of sadness.

For all of you Steve Slobs out there.

The only real losers are the audience.

Can Twilight save America?

Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.

Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.

The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.

The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.

There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.

Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.

More money, more privacy problems.

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!