I like Happy Quinn. She is my favorite character in Scorpion. In season 2 episode 7 she does stand-up comedy. Although her performance falls flat, she had achieved something. According to Toby: "We were each subconsciously replacing the risk our relationship represented."

Here are the jokes she told:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Matthew.

Matthew who?

Math you could never do unless you had an IQ of 184.

What? Ammonia and sodium hypochlorite hook up at a bar.

Everyone inside dies.

I've been reading this great book on antigravity.

I can't put it down.

I have this new theory on inertia, but it's not gaining any momentum.