Discuss Dark Shadows

  • Her name is Victoria Winters

  • Carolyn suffers from undiagnosed bipolar disorder

  • The Collins’ have deforested Maine to keep their fireplace endlessly lit

  • Growing up in a Foundling Ward is proper training to be a governess

  • Victoria spends an awful lot of money on mailing stamped envelopes to herself

  • It seems highly unlikely that Roger would ever beget a child with a woman

  • There is no shortage of dodgy, older men pledging their undying loyalty to Elizabeth

  • A fortune can be made by canning sardines

  • Collinsport must be very dull if a trip to Bangor is exciting

  • A failed artist can afford a sizable two bedroom cottage in town

  • The hotel diner thrives by giving away sundaes and serving lousy coffee

  • No one questions a middle aged man entertaining a 9 year old boy in his hotel room alone

  • Vehicular manslaughter only rates five years in prison

  • Ex-convicts can amass a fortune in South America in under five years

  • Ellizabeth spends six hours on hair every morning, only to sit around the house all day

  • Elizabeth has resting disapproval face

  • Attempting to murder your father is a rite of passage

  • People care way too much about silver fountain pens

  • For all their wealth, there are only two phones in the Collinwood mansion, and they are 10 feet apart

  • No one asks who’s there before opening the front door to their isolated mansion

  • Being someone’s hired housekeeper is a lot like being someone’s wife

  • Maggie lies about the freshness of the diner’s mayonnaise

  • The hotspot in town is some dive bar that plays one song over and over

  • Being a 10 min walk from the cannery, the Evans’ house must reek to high heaven

  • Elizabeth is still paying off a 150 year-long mortgage on Collinwood

  • Room Service thinks Burke eats two steaks for dinner

  • Maggie is an expert on diesel engines, and that turns Joe on

  • Maggie is allowed 2 minutes of self-pity a day

  • David loves funerals

  • You just know there’s a secret closet full of decapitated puppies in David’s room

  • “What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?” sounds far more salacious than it turns out to be

  • Susie the Waitress won’t speak to customers

  • Roger always thought there was “something a little wrong with David”.

  • David can self-teach himself about car engines and tidal currents, but can’t learn what is the sum of 8 times 8.

  • Roger is a high-functioning alcoholic

  • Victoria plays the Foundling Sympathy Card a lot

  • Cold blowy nights are the best nights to have fun

  • Sam doesn’t want his daughter Maggie wasting her time hoping for something she’s unlikely to ever find, such as love or a happy ending.

  • Frank Garner is a champion of lost causes, such as Victoria Winters

  • Victoria thinks it’s a good idea to drink plenty of coffee before a long drive on a cold night

  • A Nor’easter usually lasts three days. It ended the next morning.

  • Lowland back roads are far less likely to be flooded than highland major highways

  • Victoria has clearly never seen inside of the Bridal suite at the Waldorf Astoria

  • Elizabeth doesn’t want anyone else but brother Roger aroused.

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  • At 250, Barnabas is simply too old to drive at night
  • It's never too late in the evening to bother Prof. Stokes
  • Liz hasn't redecorated the mansion in over 20 years
  • Cousin Oliver stopped off in Collinsport on his way to the Bradys
  • Paul isn't very good with children

At 250, Barnabas is simply too old to drive at night <

Having no cars back in the old century, when would he have gotten his driver's license? :o

@SoapWatch said:

Having no cars back in the old century, when would he have gotten his driver's license? :o

Well, that would go a long way towards explaining his terrible driving skills.

  • Julia was outsmarted by a 7 year old
  • No one wants to touch Liz's box
  • Olivia's clock is set to chime to 10:47
  • Amanda had some amazing facelift work done
  • Roger Davis turned out to be a truly wooden actor
  • Death has a snooze button
  • Julia believes Skyler is the right size
  • It was Maggie Evans in the attic with the candlestick
  • No autopsy, investigation or even embalming needed when a young boy dies suddenly
  • Quentin's portrait was painted by Oscar Wilde
  • The Todd house smells
  • Barnabas won't let the Leviathan have Paul
  • Dr. Hoffman knows nothing
  • Amanda fell hard for Quentin
  • It only takes a tea strainer to bribe the local sheriff
  • No one will notice Carolyn's absence
  • The Devil needs to roofie girls to see some action
  • Elizabeth feels ignored
  • Jeb thinks Barnabas being in love with Maggie is laughable
  • Sheriff Davenport lived and died without a first name
  • Losing your father is similar to losing your husband.
  • Caroyln owns a mini-skirt funeral dress
  • David wheeled himself all the way into town
  • Maggie wonders what a strange man is doing in David's bedroom at night
  • Sheriff Davenport was buried with just top soil and no coffin
  • Carolyn believes her father came back to see her because he's mentally ill
  • Portland is a charming city; Bruno hasn't traveled much
  • Jeb has very specific rules when it comes to sexual assault
  • Barnabas sees the Collinwood servants as disposable werewolf food
  • Quentin assures Amy not to be afraid of his hands on her
  • The Todds will be having a fire sale at the antique shop
  • Barnabas drinks Bloody Marys at the Blue Whale
  • Quentin and Jeb can't keep their hands off each other
  • Paul Stoddard is a happy corpse
  • Amy is a pervy little peeper
  • Collinwood is a house of LIES!
  • Roger is fascinated by cruel, murderous men
  • 3 men in her bedroom is the most action Julia has seen in awhile
  • Eagle Hill cemetery has crypts with chains and manacles on the walls
  • Since rising from his coffin, Barnabas has a sense of doom
  • Peter Bradford was very busy while off-camera
  • Megan and Sky have an open relationship
  • Philip is a terrible hitman
  • Angelique was the original ghostbuster
  • Jeb is afraid of his own shadow
  • Barnabas likes to watch Megan and Roger necking
  • Not only can Willie actually read, but he's written several bestsellers
  • Parallel time is like a tear in your sleeve
  • Jeb keeps Carolyn in the dark about his problem
  • Roger is a terrible guardian of the undead
  • Chris discovers Sky is in the closet
  • Mrs. Johnson piles furniture in the hallway to keep a grand room empty
  • Quentin covers for Julia when there's a medical emergency
  • Carolyn is surprised the man who kidnapped her now wants to kill her
  • Roger wants the action to be contained to David's room
  • Maggie is not as inefficient as she looks
  • Carolyn and Willie had no idea there was whole crypt sub-basement under their house
  • Everything is so similar and yet so different
  • A woman is never too young for Quentin
  • In a parallel timeline, Julia thinks she is Mrs. Danvers

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