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  • Her name is Victoria Winters

  • Carolyn suffers from undiagnosed bipolar disorder

  • The Collins’ have deforested Maine to keep their fireplace endlessly lit

  • Growing up in a Foundling Ward is proper training to be a governess

  • Victoria spends an awful lot of money on mailing stamped envelopes to herself

  • It seems highly unlikely that Roger would ever beget a child with a woman

  • There is no shortage of dodgy, older men pledging their undying loyalty to Elizabeth

  • A fortune can be made by canning sardines

  • Collinsport must be very dull if a trip to Bangor is exciting

  • A failed artist can afford a sizable two bedroom cottage in town

  • The hotel diner thrives by giving away sundaes and serving lousy coffee

  • No one questions a middle aged man entertaining a 9 year old boy in his hotel room alone

  • Vehicular manslaughter only rates five years in prison

  • Ex-convicts can amass a fortune in South America in under five years

  • Ellizabeth spends six hours on hair every morning, only to sit around the house all day

  • Elizabeth has resting disapproval face

  • Attempting to murder your father is a rite of passage

  • People care way too much about silver fountain pens

  • For all their wealth, there are only two phones in the Collinwood mansion, and they are 10 feet apart

  • No one asks who’s there before opening the front door to their isolated mansion

  • Being someone’s hired housekeeper is a lot like being someone’s wife

  • Maggie lies about the freshness of the diner’s mayonnaise

  • The hotspot in town is some dive bar that plays one song over and over

  • Being a 10 min walk from the cannery, the Evans’ house must reek to high heaven

  • Elizabeth is still paying off a 150 year-long mortgage on Collinwood

  • Room Service thinks Burke eats two steaks for dinner

  • Maggie is an expert on diesel engines, and that turns Joe on

  • Maggie is allowed 2 minutes of self-pity a day

  • David loves funerals

  • You just know there’s a secret closet full of decapitated puppies in David’s room

  • “What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?” sounds far more salacious than it turns out to be

  • Susie the Waitress won’t speak to customers

  • Roger always thought there was “something a little wrong with David”.

  • David can self-teach himself about car engines and tidal currents, but can’t learn what is the sum of 8 times 8.

  • Roger is a high-functioning alcoholic

  • Victoria plays the Foundling Sympathy Card a lot

  • Cold blowy nights are the best nights to have fun

  • Sam doesn’t want his daughter Maggie wasting her time hoping for something she’s unlikely to ever find, such as love or a happy ending.

  • Frank Garner is a champion of lost causes, such as Victoria Winters

  • Victoria thinks it’s a good idea to drink plenty of coffee before a long drive on a cold night

  • A Nor’easter usually lasts three days. It ended the next morning.

  • Lowland back roads are far less likely to be flooded than highland major highways

  • Victoria has clearly never seen inside of the Bridal suite at the Waldorf Astoria

  • Elizabeth doesn’t want anyone else but brother Roger aroused.

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Catching up...

  • Det. Paxton has a man for Cyrus' back door.
  • Nothing is impossible for an accomplished burger.
  • Cyrus conveniently can't remember the man he met at The Eagle last night.
  • There's no tawdry, little drama without Carolyn being involved.
  • Quentin wishes identical twins didn't look so much alike.
  • Black magic is not a subject fit for scientific conjecture.
  • In a parallel time band, Amy is rather dense.
  • Bruno is a man of many ruthless tricks when it comes to dating.
  • Smoking in a lab full of chemicals is perfectly safe.
  • Private yachts don't need to register with the harbormaster
  • Cyrus loathes evil!
  • Alexis shouldn't take her twin sister's murder too seriously.
  • In a parallel time band, Hoffman has friends.
  • Dameon Edwards lures little girls to the basement to traumatize them.
  • Mopping the floors of Collinwood is not high of Trask's list of chores.
  • Cyrus' top secret lab experiment is making Cherry-flavored Alka-Seltzer.

Roughly 230 episodes left to go!

Any chance you'll ever watch GH again? lol

Probably not. Maybe if they announce it's ending I catch the last month or two. I just don't care about any of the remaining characters anymore -- my favorites were all written off long ago.

  • Cyrus' secret potion transforms him into Alec Baldwin
  • For a longshoreman, Steve is certainly a wimp
  • Buffie Harrrington dreams of starting a new life as a waitress in Wooster
  • After an attempted murder arrempt, Bruno just hangs around to chat
  • It is not physiologically possible to survive death
  • Nobody wants Amy to live with them
  • Yeager is smart enough to mix-up his handwriting, but stupid enough to leave the first draft behind

@Dedoc1967 said:

Probably not. Maybe if they announce it's ending I catch the last month or two. I just don't care about any of the remaining characters anymore -- my favorites were all written off long ago.

IT'S ENDING!!!!

Winks ;)

Sorry no official link on that just yet. lol

It has more lives than Jason Morgan.

  • Each person has only one life to live. Except if they're from Collingsport.
  • Quentin does not want a child for a wife.
  • Cyrus moonlights by burying bodies for the Collins family
  • The children need to be kept away from the Loomis house
  • Gladstone won't accept blackmail payment by check
  • A conch shell reminds Daniel of his mother, Angelique
  • Yeager has desperate needs to fulfill on the docks at night
  • Quentin uses glassware as punctuation marks
  • Sabrina is urged to stay alone at the last place a crazed murderer was spotted
  • One kiss from Angelique renders Chase stiff as a board
  • In an alternate time band, the Blue Whale still only has one song on its jukebox
  • There's always violence in love
  • Rejecting someone is like killing them
  • Everything that happens must lead to something
  • Cyrus get aroused by Maggie's silk gloves
  • A pearl necklace makes Buffy a lady
  • Maggie wants to attend the costume ball as "Maggie Collins"
  • In an alternate time band, Roger is still a sarcastic little bitch
  • If Sabrina marries Cyrus/John, would she be charged with bigamy?
  • Maggie names her favorite conch shell "Daniel"
  • Yeager serves curry to his prisoners kept in a bathroom-less basement
  • For Roger, touching a woman is like touching death
  • Even when playing by himself, Tim Stokes still loses at chess
  • There are only two phones in all of Collinwood, and they are five feet apart
  • The Loomis' front door is never locked
  • Elizabeth keeps a loaded gun in an unlocked drawer in the living room
  • Time is the only weapon the police have
  • There are so many questions about Maggie
  • Julia always wanted to be spy
  • External forces cause Maggie's kleptomania
  • A letter opener can save everyone at Collinwood
  • It really doesn't take much to convince Barnabas to kill another innocent
  • Bruno doesn't wish to be wise
  • Do one thing really well, and you'll realize nothing else is difficult to accomplish
  • No one wants to hear Roxanne speak
  • Maggie needs explicit directions on how to fire a gun
  • Ever the gentleman, Roger apologizes profusely to Angelique for having murdered her
  • Claude North's jam was having make-out sessions on his grandfather's grave
  • Regardless of where or when, Barnabas showing up always means a bloodbath
  • There 's a makeshift morgue at the Collins mansion
  • No one misses Julia in the original timeline
  • Tim Stokes has enemies -- extraordinary enemies!
  • Roxanne has surprisingly few questions of the strange man leading her to a cemetery at night
  • Bruno was too weak of a man to get himself murdered
  • One should not lecture recent widows
  • The truth is too real for Roger
  • Roxanne dreams of a flaming Barnabas
  • Probate doesn't exist in parallel time
  • They're going to time travel like it's 1995
  • Everyone can smell Daphne before she appears
  • The Sheriff is not a witch hunter
  • There's something frightening about David's voice
  • Sebastian doesn't realize NYC is also on the ocean
  • Carolyn believes in the dead resurrecting, but draws the line at astrology
  • Sebastian doesn't know how to spell Stoddard
  • Ghosts are mortally afraid of fire
  • Everybody knows lilacs only bloom in the spring
  • David sucks at photo composition
  • Electric lightbulbs existed in 1840

Catching up, Part II

  • Desmond gave Quentin some head
  • No one can believe Barnabas is married to a woman
  • There's no shortage of wandering gypsies in 19th century Maine
  • Angelique is upset Barnabas moved his coffin without a forwarding address
  • The Son of Satan's superpowers are limited by national boundaries

Great posts you've made! 😂

What year are you up to now, Dedoc?

I think it's late 1970. Episode 1140? Letitia and Julia are trying to resurrect Judah Zachery.

  • Daylight evaporates a vampire, her clothes, and her bones, without leaving a trace of ash
  • Brandy cures suffocation
  • After kissing Daphne, Quentin needs to walk slowly
  • Crippled Gabriel's bedroom is on the second floor of Collinwood
  • Trask and Gerard deduce that Barnabas was married to his mother
  • Even attempted to murder doesn't make Samantha any less forgettable
  • Joanna is shocked to learn that she's already dead
  • In 1840, Flora Collins penned thinly veiled lesbian romance novels
  • It's easy to miss innocence at Collinwood
  • Morgan, Stella and Justin only exist in one time band
  • All of Collinwood is upset by the arrival of the Woman in White, appearing after Labor Day

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