Cinnamon: “Sorry. I just don’t think I’m attractive enough to get Mr. Dictator Playboy’s attention.”

Dan/Jim (to the rest of the team): "For the last time, the reason we never do missions in Hawaii is because they are handled by 5-0."

Willy: "I don't think I can lug this crate around. With Barney inside, it's just too heavy."

Jim to Barney (after everyone else has left Jim's apartment after a mission briefing in season seven): "Barney, I know you're going for a different look, but make up your mind. Either keep the mustache or shave it off!"

Voice on tape: "Mr. Phelps, you don't have a choice. You're doing this mission whether you like it or not."

I remember a Maxwell Smart episode that parodied Mission: Impossible. The voice on the tape had the usual message we are all accustomed to, but then followed it up with "Should you decide not to accept it...YOU'RE FIRED!"

Dan (talking to Cinnamon and Crystal): "And ladies, this time, no catfights over who gets to go to dinner with me after the end of the mission."

Rollin (to Jim in the first episode of season two): "Hey, who are you?"

Jim: "I'm Jim Phelps, the new IMF team leader."

Barney: "What happened to Dan?"

Jim: "He became a victim of the Robert Lansing syndrome."

Willie: "The WHAT?"

Jim: "The Robert Lansing syndrome. Remember the first season of Twelve O'Clock High when Lansing was popular with the audience but for some reason the network wanted him replaced?"

Cinnamon: "And they replaced him with Paul Burke. Yes, I remember. But didn't the cast change end up dooming the show?"

Jim: "Definitely. But unlike Paul Burke, I'm taller and a better actor."

Disclosure: Okay, you guys knew I'd get a Robert Lansing reference into this thread somehow. 😉

Nicole Vedette: "In another life, I fell for a guy named Jim. It didn't end well."

Paris: "In another life, I was second in command to a guy named Jim. I gave my life for him."

William Shatner (to Willie as he's sitting in the barber chair during the season 6 episode Encore): "Helmsman, all ahead, Warp factor 5."

Willie: "Where do you think you are, on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise?"

Wille to: (fill in the blank)____________. (Cinnamon, Dana, Casey, etc.) "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine."

Dan Briggs (to trapeze artist Crystal Conners at the end of Old Man Out, Part 2): "Crystal, will you marry me?"

@mel-boring said:

Wille to: (fill in the blank)____________. (Cinnamon, Dana, Casey, etc.) "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine."

Cinnamon to Willie: "Want me to hold it for you?" :-P

Okay, folks, our writing is starting to get a little too creative!😱

Rollin (to Jim): " Jim, can I sing on this upcoming mission?"

Jim: "No you can't, Rollin."

Rollin: "Why not?"

Jim: "Because you can't sing."

Rollin: " Cinnamon can't sing but you let her do it when she was pretending to be Mona Berg."

Jim: "True, but she was also half-naked and looks a lot better in lingerie than you do."

Stacey: "Meeeooow. Wait, what? You're not Batman!"