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Dialogue That You'd Be Unlikely To Hear On Mission Impossible
posted by Savage918STAFFMOD on November 29, 2018 at 4:11 AM
I got the inspiration for this game from two sources: the Star Trek message board and the season two episode The Council, when Frank Wayne's friend Jimmy tells the team that Frank is always bragging about what a great lover he is. The rules are as follows: post a line of dialogue that you'd have liked to been said on Classic Mission Impossible, but never was; and please don't write anything sexually explicit or with too much cursing.
Let's get this party started!
Daniel Briggs and/or Jim Phelps (talking to The Secretary on the phone): "Mr. Secretary, I choose not to accept the mission."
Reply by HarrisonHanksHackman
on September 17, 2019 at 5:44 PM
All good in the hood
Reply by sukhisoo
on September 17, 2019 at 6:58 PM
Voice on tape: "I cannot stress how important it is that you achieve this mission in forty eight hours. It would have been seventy two, but it took us a full day to set up this elaborate plan for delivering this self destructing tape to you."
Reply by Savage918
on October 12, 2019 at 3:10 PM
Barney (to Dan/Jim): "What city is your apartment in?" Dan/Jim: "I have no idea."
Reply by Savage918
on December 9, 2019 at 11:10 PM
Jim to Paris at the IMF mission briefing: "Okay Paris, we're sending you to a Star Trek convention, and you'll be wearing pointed ears so you'll blend in with the crowd."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on December 30, 2019 at 4:05 PM
Dana to Paris: "You left your ears in my bedroom again."
Reply by Savage918
on December 30, 2019 at 4:38 PM
Paris to Dana: "Sorry about that. Would you like to come over to my apartment? You could leave your hippie clothes there."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on December 30, 2019 at 8:59 PM
Cinnamon to Crystal: "Can I borrow your face.".
Reply by Savage918
on December 30, 2019 at 11:27 PM
Crystal: "It doesn't bother me that Dan Briggs only calls me when he has an assignment for me."
Reply by Jetfire59
on December 31, 2019 at 8:55 AM
Rollin: "Where's Eagle One?"
Reply by Savage918
on January 1, 2020 at 6:29 PM
Cinnamon: "At the Alpha One base on the moon."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on February 15, 2020 at 3:00 PM
Dough: "Where is my horse?"
Reply by wonder2wonder
on October 1, 2020 at 10:17 PM
Voice on tape: "Help! Save me, I don't want to self-destruct!"
Reply by wonder2wonder
on October 28, 2020 at 6:04 AM
Cinnamon to Crystal: "Why are you wearing my dress!"
Reply by LansingFan
on November 24, 2020 at 11:56 AM
Jim (talking to The Secretary on the phone in the season 6 episode Invasion): "Damn it, Mr. Secretary, you just interrupted the first date I've had in 5 years! Why can't some other IMF team handle this one?"
Reply by LansingFan
on November 27, 2020 at 5:52 PM
Jim (to Mimi): "Mimi, what exactly DID you do that got you sent to prison for 4 years?"