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Dialogue That You'd Be Unlikely To Hear On Mission Impossible
posted by Savage918STAFFMOD on November 29, 2018 at 4:11 AM
I got the inspiration for this game from two sources: the Star Trek message board and the season two episode The Council, when Frank Wayne's friend Jimmy tells the team that Frank is always bragging about what a great lover he is. The rules are as follows: post a line of dialogue that you'd have liked to been said on Classic Mission Impossible, but never was; and please don't write anything sexually explicit or with too much cursing.
Let's get this party started!
Daniel Briggs and/or Jim Phelps (talking to The Secretary on the phone): "Mr. Secretary, I choose not to accept the mission."
Reply by mel-boring
on August 3, 2019 at 7:01 AM
mel-boring said: "Wille to: (fill in the blank)____________. (Cinnamon, Dana, Casey, etc.) "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine."
cinna_mini-me said: "Cinnamon to Willie: "Want me to hold it for you?" :-P"
Bruce Geller (off-screen flipping through the script): "Who wrote those lines? They're not in MY copy!"
Reply by Savage918
on August 3, 2019 at 10:38 AM
@mel-boring : Hey, while Mr. Geller may have found your line a little risque, it's a lot classier than the posts one of the members of the Star Trek TOS board were coming up with on their version of this thread!
Reply by Savage918
on August 3, 2019 at 10:42 AM
Barney (to Jim): "You want me to build a helicopter in an hour? Are you out of your mind?"
Reply by mel-boring
on August 3, 2019 at 12:06 PM
Bones to Spock: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" Or was that Jim to Paris? (I don't even want to know the ST:TOS quotes!!!)
Reply by Savage918
on August 3, 2019 at 2:33 PM
Lee Grant's character in the season three episode The Diplomat (to Jim): "This espionage work is fun! If you ever need a diplomat's wife to do something crazy like let an enemy foreign agent try to kill her with a sleeping pill OD again, I'd be more than happy to help you."
Reply by cinna_mini_me
on August 4, 2019 at 6:37 AM
Steve Rogers: "Good morning Agent Carter. I"m Captain America. Nice to meet you."
Cinnamon: "You're about 20 years late, Captain!"
Reply by Savage918
on August 6, 2019 at 9:33 AM
Jim (to the rest of the team): "For this mission, Dana and I will be posing as husband and wife. Unless the rest of you think the age difference is too obvious."
The rest of the team: "The age difference is too obvious."
Reply by klondike6
on August 9, 2019 at 8:46 AM
Paris: "All right Rollin! Let's settle this once and for all! Who's better? I challenge you to a dance-off!"
Reply by lima-2
on August 10, 2019 at 6:59 AM
Paris again: "Ow, Rollin! Why did you punch me in the nose? Hey, don't walk away from me!"
Reply by Savage918
on August 10, 2019 at 3:06 PM
Cinnamon (to Dan/Jim): "So give me the bad news: How many creepy bad guys do I have to kiss on this mission?"
Reply by cinna_mini_me
on August 19, 2019 at 7:24 PM
Voice on the tape: "Good morning, Mr. Phelps. You screwed up that last mission so badly ... you're fired! This tape and the entire building will self-destruct in two seconds. RUN!"
Reply by Savage918
on August 19, 2019 at 7:35 PM
Willie (to Jim during season seven when Casey is on a "European" mission): "How come Casey gets to go to Europe on separate missions and I never do?"
Jim: "Willie, do you want me to bring Doug back permanently?"
Willie: "No."
Jim: "Then stop complaining."
Reply by Savage918
on August 21, 2019 at 10:07 PM
Barney (to Jim at the end of ANOTHER episode where he got injured AGAIN and was saved by the team): "That's it! I want Dan to come back! I never got hurt so much when HE was in charge!"
Reply by HarrisonHanksHackman
on August 21, 2019 at 10:25 PM
Voice on tape- Jim your mission is to try and find something that plays a thumb drive which we will be sending you from now on.
Reply by mel-boring
on August 24, 2019 at 9:27 AM
All honorary IMF agents to HarrisonHanksHackman (in heavily accented Gellerese): "Willkommen, Fremde!"